Laugh at Liberals Archive for 2004
Asia Earthquake Disaster Relief
We’ve found 2 good sites for anyone who wants to contribute to the relief for the survivors of the earthquake and tsunami in various Asian countries.
World Hunger and Relieve Ministries
American Red Cross via Amazon.
THE UN NEEDS TO GO!
by Buck Evinger
The United Nations has to go! It took a while longer, but like the League of Nations, the UN has become a farce. It is a useless gathering of appointed paper pushers and pontificators whose main purpose is to bash the United States. Read the paragraph below while I bang my head on the desk.
The Bush administration yesterday pledged $15 million to Asian nations hit by a tsunami that has killed more than 22,500 people, although the United Nations’ humanitarian-aid chief called the donation “stingy.”
“The United States, at the president’s direction, will be a leading partner in one of the most significant relief, rescue and recovery challenges that the world has ever known,” said White House deputy press secretary Trent Duffy.
But U.N. Undersecretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs Jan Egeland suggested that the United States and other Western nations were being “stingy” with relief funds, saying there would be more available if taxes were raised.
“It is beyond me why are we so stingy, really,” the Norwegian-born U.N. official told reporters. “Christmastime should remind many Western countries at least, [of] how rich we have become.”
“There are several donors who are less generous than before in a growing world economy,” he said, adding that politicians in the United States and Europe “believe that they are really burdening the taxpayers too much, and the taxpayers want to give less. It’s not true. They want to give more.”
Yo, Jan, SHUT UP! Within hours of the tidal wave disaster the United States was springing into action with direct and indirect aid. Most of the relief organizations on the ground helping people would not exist without public and PRIVATE funding from the United States and it’s citizens.
And what is this about raising taxes? YOU JUST DON’T GET IT! The American people, unlike the French, Norwegians and other European talkers don’t have to be taxed into giving. When there is a need this Christian nation rises up and answers the call. We don’t need the elites telling us what to do and when to do it. That’s why America is the world lone superpower. AMERICANS! We work hard, we play hard and we are compassionate.
Right now thousands of churches and civic groups across this country are praying and organizing. Serivces will be held and relief will be sent, in the form of money, food and clothes. It is happening, now, and all without the prompting of some pompous government ass directing it.
Jan Egeland is typical of the mindset at the United Nations and more evidence of why it must be revamped or dumped on the trash heap of history. George Bush stood before the UN and said if they did not act in Iraq and enforce the resolutions the UN would become irrelevant. He was right. The United Nations has become nothing more than an America bashing bingo party that lines the pocket of crooks and gives people “smarter than you” a chance to tell you how it ought to be.
Stand back and watch how America leads the way in helping the ravaged nations of the fareast recover from this tradgedy. Then watch how the American consumer rebuilds those nations by purchasing their goods and services and creating jobs and industry. How can we do it? BECAUSE WE’RE NOT TAXED TO DEATH.
LAL
THE LETTER TO EUROPE
I received “The Letter to Europe” from someone who writes on this site.
I sent it to a dear friend living in London, and just received his response.
I was just wondering if anyone would like to read the thoughts of a person living in Europe, as in relation to that which we believe.
If so, just respond, enough responses, and I will Post
Otherwise, it will be on my website by tomorrow,
This person is very aware of current events, very informed, educated, and I think his words should be at least, read.
I believe that it is important for us to know the thoughts of those living in Europe.
Europe thinks it is important to know the thoughts of Americans!
Suzanne
NO IDEAS, NO FUTURE
By Buck Evinger
Hello bloggers, mutants, liberals and the righteous! I’ve been absent from the site for a while, but I have really been enjoying the back and forth between chillliberal, JD, Suzanne and others. Now for some random thoughts.
It’s always amazing how modern liberals, chilled or at room temp, offer only insults when confronted with todays serious issues. Where are the alternative ideas?
SOCIAL SECURITY: Everybody agrees that social security needs to be fixed. Right? George Bush has jumped on this third rail of American politics where nobody else dared tread before. His suggestion of “considering” the idea of partial privatization is just that, an idea. It needs debate and further study. What is the liberal response. GEORGE BUSH WANTS TO DESTROY SOCIAL SECURITY. HIDE YOUR BABIES! HE HATES PUPPIES TOO! Nancy Pelosi has become a caricature of modern liberals. They have no ideas. The only idea liberals offer to save social security is to raise taxes and put more money into it. God knows it’s worked famously for education….wait….I mean…well uh…Well it might work! Taxation and government dependency are the only things that keep liberals and the modern Democratic party in power. Dance with the one that brung you! (That’s a Texas saying.)
IRAQ: The secret is out. Rummy and Bush want our soldiers to get killed, that’s why they purposely withheld armor plating from the humvee’s and personel carriers. THOSE BASTARDS! It was probably all Dick Cheny’s idea. He was driven to madness by his lesbian daughter andthe millions of dollars being funneled into his pocket by Haliburton. DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT! Well to hear the liberal tripe in the mainstream media and the blogosphere, that is the secret plan.
The fact is the United States military has made incredible accomplishments in just a few short years. The plan to take the fight to the terrorists, set in motion after 911, is working famously. It is war, so there will be mistakes, setbacks, miscalculations and errors. That is the nature of war. If the U.S. and the rest of the world were perfect in every respect, THERE WOULD BE NO WAR! The spineless Euro-Cowards, Tony Blair excluded, chose to sit this one out because they lacked the moral courage and will to do what was right. They chose the status quo over doing the right thing. Besides, why upset the oil-for-food cash flow?
IRAN: Would you morons who constantly harp about America supporting puppet regiems please shut up! America is in this world, just like every other nation and we have to make choices. To suggest that America has the ability to determine who would and would not lead a nation is assinine. We can only lend our support to those we think would serve our bests interest. AND WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE DO! America backed the Shah of Iran, to avoid a mullah-cratic takeover of Iran. We failed. The Shah was no saint, but history has proven that he was the better alternative, punctuated by millions of Iranian tortures and deaths at the hands of so-called religious leaders.
THE NEXT FOUR YEARS: If you thought Bush’s first four years were interesting…. The entire world, our friends and enemies alike, were holding their breath, waiting to see if Bush would be re-elected. Now that he is back in office the war on terror will accelerate. Our enemies are becoming more and more desperate. We are winning. They are scared.
The Democrats had better wake up our they will join the trash heap of history along with the Whigs, the Bathists and the Communist Party. Government control is not the answer. Moral relativism is not the answer. Yes there are shades of gray, BUT THERE IS ALSO BLACK AND WHITE!
Speaking of black and white, the Democrats have lied to minorities for to long. There is an awakening happening among blacks and hispanics. As those communities become more educated and prosperous with each subsequent generation, the realization that they have been, to quote Malcom X, “hoodwinked and bamboozeled” is starting to emerge. They are starting to realize that the Democratic party is run by rich white people, and by black leaders who earned their bones by paying homage to those rich white liberals.
It’s starting to sink in with the hispanic community as well. The growing hispanic minority population is a threat to the black political power base and presents conundrum for the Democratic party. The hispanic community was not raised on the lie of welfare. Most came to this country to escape poverty and to work, and hispanics born in this country were born into a different community mind set. How do you preach welfare and government dependence to people who were instilled with a “work and you will prosper” ethic?
Yes, the next four years will be very interesting, but if liberals don’t start coming up with some new ideas….the future doesn’t look very good.
AMERICAN THE BEAUTIFUL
Now that the election is over; President Bush will be in office for four more years. (Thank God for this fact). We are still fighting in Iraq, Medical cost are still way too high and so on and so forth. What I am getting at, is this is America. We are a people with strength and the ability to go about our daily lives no matter what is going on around us, around the world or even in our own front yard.
This is a compliment to the American Public, as this is the reason for my Post America Divided.
It is this natural nature of the American People to accept or not accept what ever the situations is, also to agree to disagree with any relevant political or nonpolitical issue.
Do any of you really appreciate the fact that we have this freedom, this web site we can write our thought, put down or build up our Political Leaders? We can as some do, as I do, us our real names without fear of someone from the government coming to our home in the middle of the night and taking us away?
I received an email from a friend in the UK just before the election, I had sent an email to him stating I was not going to vote, (actually I was joking but he did not take it as a joke) He wrote back to me these words
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“Dear Suzanne,
Which party wants dear Suzanne to stay at home? Which is trying to stop large numbers voting (especially of certain shades)?
Yup. Staying at home and not voting is what Karl would want.
As stated before:
Ha!
Love
P
PS: Enjoyed the Laughing at Liberals.
The real joke is that over here “Liberal” is also an insult – but it means that you are too conservative, too tied in with big business, too little concerned with the unfortunate bottom of the heap parts of society.
You wouldn’t, er, I mean, er, consider voting because us over here think that everyone should vote, whichever way, in order to engage with the process and not let it be taken over by those cynical manipulators who seem to hold such sway?
Love
P”
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In responce to an email from me to him as to if he could guess who I voted for he replied with the following
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“Dear Suzanne
Are you still there?
Does your smile still light up Utah?
Part of the sadness is that you should wonder if I could guess who you voted for.
The veteran or the draft-dodger – let me see, that is a tough call
That’s what is so strange about your election – not a lot of hope whatever happens.
But VERY fascinating.
Ha!
Love
P”
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I have of course left out his name, as it is not who he is it is where He lives.
I had no idea till that email how important to many countries around the world how America votes. And that we do vote.
Actually, all I wanted to say remember you are an American because you were lucky enough to be born here or came here from another country. Think for a moment if you had been born in Iraq, China, and South Africa.
So AMERICAN THE BEAUTIFUL YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN survived another election, put the right guy in office. Then just as before go about your daily business as if nothing else was going on in the world.
Sleep in peace my fellow Americans, sleep in peace. (Unless you’re a drug dealer, no one will take you out in the middle of the night and make you vanish)
LET’S MAKE SURE IT STAYS THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In reference to specific bills being passed by congress.
Is American the Beautiful becoming less beautiful?
I am asking you, not saying it is, just asking.
Suzanne
CANADA, THE NEW LIBERAL FRONTIER
Canada’s Department of Immigration web site has been flooded with inquiries from American’s. According to news reports over 180,000 people checked into Canada’s immigration procedures on November the 3rd. That’s about 6 times the normal daily average.
One can only assume that these are the disgruntled liberals who see the end days approaching now that George W. Bush has won a second term.
Are these the same liberals who whine and complain when their patriotism is questioned? Is this how they demonstrate their patriotism, by fleeing the country?
I say, “Enjoy your new life.” Let them goand experience Canada’s failed nationalized health care program. Let them see what it feels like to be looked upon as a second citizen if you don’t speak French when and where you should.
Modern liberals have ruined the Democratic party and, left to their own devices, would ruin the free market, capitolistic society that has made America the greatest nation on earth.
Patriots. Bah! Humbug!….More like lost souls with no convictions and no directions and cowardice in the face of adversity.
See ya….hosers!
Buck Evinger
BUSH ELECTION BAD FOR ONE SENIOR
During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House in 2008. Bush has to go.
Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein
Kerry’s Gracious Concession
The Senator did a very good job with his concession. It was the classiest thing I have ever seen him do. He saved our country the agony that we experienced after the 2000 election. I did think he went a little over the line when he asked The President to put him in for a purple heart for injuries sustained during the ass-kicking.
Tightening-Up!
CBS is reporting that “Exit Polls” are still showing Kerry leading in a landslide! Ok, so he won the electoral vote and he won a larger margin of the popular vote than Reagan did….HE LOST THE EXIT POLLS!!! Bush stold another election!!
How’s this for an October surprise?
While John Kerry is running around claiming President George Bush and our troops overseas failed the American people by not guarding an explosives dump without explosives in it, documents have been uncovered at Texas Tech University that show Kerry was following Vietnam War protest guidelines from North Vietnamese communists in the early 1970s.
“Wait! Why am I not seeing any of this in the national news media, Mr. Gaylon?” you might be asking. “This cannot be true. Our Democrat candidate for president surely wasn’t on the side of the communists and carrying out their requests when he got home from valiantly fighting for his country and winning all those medals, was he?”
Yes, he was.
The documents — which actually LOOK like they came from the 1970s and not from a Microsoft Word program — were found at the Vietnam Center at Texas Tech University in Lubbock and reproduced from captured communist records. These documents have been PROVEN 100 percent authentic BEFORE their release, unlike those 60 Minutes National Guard documents that CBS refuses to investigate. They show that Madame Nguyen Thi Binh, the Viet Cong provisional governor of South Vietnam at the Paris Peace Talks, delivered a plan from Le Duc Tho — Ho Chi Minh’s second in command — for American anti-war activities that anti-war protesters followed to the letter.
These documents are available at www.worldnetdaily.com or www.wintersoldier.com and show anti-war protesters not only received approval from the communists in North Vietnam, but also their direction. One of the documents states, “The spontaneous antiwar movements in the U.S. have received assistance and guidance from the friendly (i.e. communist Vietnamese) delegations at the Paris Peace Talks.”
Another article at www.nysun.com/article/3756 also reflects on the North Vietnamese anti-war coordination with protest groups.
By the way, Madame Binh subsequently became the Minister of Information for the People’s Republic of Vietnam after Saigon fell. You know what “Minister of Information” means in communist countries, right?
Of these organizations, the Vietnam Veterans Against the War and the communist organizations Peoples Committee for Peace and Justice and National Peace Action Committee were represented at the talks. Some representatives of these groups had their airfare covered by the United States Communist Party.
Shortly after Kerry returned from the talks he delivered Madame Binh’s peace proposal through a press conference on July 22, 1971. He did so with veterans’ families around him, a tactic that was suggested by the communists. However, he said he only attended the peace talks because he was on his honeymoon in Paris.
There are two problems, Hanoi John met twice, and possibly thrice, with communist officials in Paris. Also, his honeymoon was spent at the Jamaica home of the Pershing family with then (other) heiress wife, Julia Thorne, in 1970. I suppose Paris was a second honeymoon.
Kerry had also met illegally with Binh in 1970 while he was still a Naval officer on inactive reserve status, and in fact, all his meetings were under the six-year window of the term of his enlistment. This precludes him from even running for elective office, much less president, but nobody is mentioning it for some reason. Amendment 14, Section 3 states: “No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-president, having previously taken an oath to support the Constitution of the United States, [who has] engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.”
Other documents show the Hanoi plan for war protests, which was basically accepted and carried out by PCPJ, NPAC and VVAW and other protest groups, which eventually forced a vastly superior military force to capitulate to a sniveling gang of thugs because of propaganda and lies.
It was John Kerry’s finest hour.
So Kerry’s earnest presidential campaign begins and ends the same place it started: Vietnam. And the whole way, the national liberal news media have ignored his crimes. They are overlooking this new evidence while inflating a bogus charge from the United Nations against the president during a time of war. Kerry is helping spread the lie, again, working against his government for his own purposes.
Those who think this man is even an American — much less are willing to vote for him — ought to have their heads examined. But then again, so few people on the left even know what it means to BE American anymore that I doubt Kerry’s activities alarm, surprise or offend them. There is a growing body in the Democrat Party that sees nothing wrong with subservience to the United Nations on any and all issues. For them, Kerry must be a revelation.
But for Americans who do not trust an organization so guilty of greed, glorification of communism, thuggery, deception, virulent anti-Semitism and corruption, Kerry is anathema. His pursuit of the presidency should never have been allowed, but for all the left-wing propagandists in the media. They’ve refused to do their jobs and we’re paying the price with a lousy, traitorous Democrat candidate.
John Kerry took the direction of a foreign government in protesting one war and now he’s doing it again. This time, as with the last, he is a willing puppet of people opposed to American strength.
John Kerry is on the wrong side again, folks. I hope on Nov. 2 you’re on the right one.
ROLL THE TAPE
Tonight, ABC news will air an exclusive video, verified by the CIA and the FBI to be from the communication’s wing of al Qaeda. In the video a masked terrorists warns of “blood running in the streets” of America if George Bush is re-elected. ABC grappled with the idea of airing the tape so close to the election for fear of the impact it might have.
ROLL THE TAPE!
Let America see and hear the hate-filled diatribe. Let the world see how al Qaeda fears four more years of a Bush administration and would welcome John Kerry’s “sensitive” approach to fighting terrorism.
The truth, hidden between the lines of threats and bravado, will come out. al Qaeda fears George Bush. They do not fear John Kerry. al Qaeda knows a resounding victory for Bush in this election will unleash the death blow to their efforts to build a modern day caliphate that will rule the middle east through murder, fear and the control of the world’s oil supply.
ROLL THE TAPE!
The voters will see the chest-thumping for what it really is. America, under Bush’s strong and resolute leadership, has terrorism on the run. George Bush was not the kind of president Usama and Sadaam were expecting.
Principled leadership and the sacrifice of true patriots in our armed forces has kept us safe since 9/11. FOUR MORE YEARS!
Buck Evinger
Not CBS AGAIN!!
Ok, after the Dan Rather’s “fake documents” round, you would think that CBS would have been more careful than any other network…for awhile anyway. But NOOOO! Turns-out that CBS had intended to air the story that Bush failed to guard Al Qaqaa weapons stockpile. That would have been 36 hours before the election. That would have been so close that there would not have been time to show just how untrue the story was! But, thanks to their partner, The New York Times, stabbing them in the back to scoop them, we find-out with enough time for the WHOLE story to come out. Kerry hasn’t changed his story yet! He’s sticking to it. Let me see if I’ve got this right. A man who has spent months calling Bush a liar. Saying that there were no WMDs in Iraq, and that there is no connection between Iraq and the terrorists, is now saying that Bush is to blame for not guarding those weapons and that they might now be in the hands of terrorists!!??
NO MORNING FOR MAINSTREAM
Here’s another poem from contributor Russ Vaughn.
No Mourning for Mainstream
Ah, once so grand you owned this land,
With your wisdom you did ply us,
Until old dears this election year,
You at last unmasked your bias.
Yes, once were you our only view,
No challenge did you face.
You had your say and called the play,
‘Til the Blogs got in the race.
We’d like to see fair honesty
But our breath now we’re not holding
Because we know how really low
Are the odds of that unfolding
So what is left when we’re bereft
Of hearing truth from you?
We’ll place our bet on the Bloggers’ net
To let the truth come through.
That pajama’d host really wants to roast
Your assets that’s for certain.
To debunk the myth of your monolith,
On your act to drop the curtain.
Alas old dears, you’re done we fear,
Your dynasties doomed to tatters,
And ‘tween the coasts your opinions toast,
About anything that matters.
Russ Vaughn
Stephanie vs. Draco
If you’ve been around LaughAtLiberals.com, you’ve noticed our regular visitors debating liberal vs. conservative ideas. Some of these discussions have been quite interesting and heated. We really appreciate that because we love discussing ideas. Hey, that’s what the site is for, right? So, this thread is especially for stephanie and Draco to convince us. Enjoy…
Let Teresa Speak!
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