Laugh at Liberals Archive for August, 2004
John Kerry’s Band of Brothers?
I was going to list this link from Kerry-o4.org under “Humor,” but realized it’s serious. This flash animation shows the famous John Kerry photo standing next to all the veterans he served with. If you place your mouse over the photo, the list of veterans that purportedly support him appear. The site also has tons of information about the swift boat veterans and other revealing John Kerry info. See the photo with flash animation here.
Rudy Giuliani Speech
Possibly the best speech I’ve seen at a convention. –Bill Kristol
I had made the mistake of thinking that because of the moderate speaker line-up at the Republican convention this year, it would probably be a snoozer with perhaps a few great soundbyte moments. I happened to hear about the last half of of Rudy Giulini’s Republican convention speech. I’ve never been much of a Rudy fan, but was quite surprised at his eloquence. The speech was loaded with humor and heartfelt sadness from the day of September 11 and revealed some of the most tightly condensed analysis of John Kerry flip floppery I have ever heard. Giuliani demonstrated that George Bush’s post 9/11 policy decisions were the long term and deliberate policies characteristic of a strong war time leader. I’d highly recommend listening to this speech!
John Kerry’s 1971 Testimony Before Congress
I just heard John Kerry’s 1971 testimony about the Vietnam war shown on C-SPAN. His sentiments were unabashedly anti-war. He appeared disturbed at the behavior of U.S. servicemen which he alleged committed crimes, the type of cruel guerilla war activities that anyone who’s seen the movie, Apocolypse Now understands.
A couple of moments perked my attention. One instance was when John Kerry implied that President Nixon wanted U.S. servicemen to die so that Nixon wouldn’t be “‘the first president to lose a war.’” Nixon will probably never be thought of as angelic, but probably doesn’t deserve such condemnation based on one man’s interpretation of motives. Nixon got the U.S. out of the Vietnam war through the process of “Vietnamization,” which Kerry seemed to be against.
WATCH C-SPAN TONIGHT!
Tonight, C-SPAN will play the unedited version of John Kerry’s testimony before congress in 1971. This is the infamous hearing where Kerry accused is borthers in arms of war crimes and murder.
Rare is the opportunity to see and hear the unfiltered and un-spun words of a politician. Watch this program tonight and judge for yourself the words and convictions of John Kerry then so you can compare them to John Kerry now.
POST WITH HONEST…PART 2
Let’s dissect the liberal mind further. Censor, a LAL poster and passionate Bush hater makes a good argument on paper. If he only used facts to back it up.
Censor,
The 9/11 Commission report said there was “no credible evidence” of a collaborative relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda in relation to 9/11. However, the report says there is ample evidence that Iraq and al Qaeda collaborated in terrorist activities, including training terrorist how to hijack airplanes at the Salmon Pak facility in Iraq. Didn’t see that in the New Republic. Similarly, ample evidence of WMD programs and the ability to ramp them up quickly has been documented and neutralized since the invasion.
POST WITH HONESTY…ENTER THE FRAY
By Buck Evinger
This is in response to Censor, an obviously thoughtful and well-informed person. Censor you seem are typical of most liberals in that you ignore facts when they don’t support your argument. To call yourself right of center doesn’t seem appropriate.
You say that SOME doubt has been cast about Kerry’s medals and his service record. That is an understatement, and no, not all of Kerry’s shipmates and very few of those who served closely with him corroborate his story. In fact, the vast majority of those who knew and served with Kerry, over 200 men now organized as Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, say Kerry is a liar.
MAX CLELAND IS A WHORE
By Buck Evinger
Max Cleland is a whore. Yes, those are harsh words, but how better to describe a man who uses the sympathy garnered from his horrible war injuries as a pure political tool. Opportunist? Not strong enough. As Cleland wheels his way to Crawford Texas to play pure politics on the front lawn of George Bush’s ranch I am reminded of when he called on Terry McCauliff, Michael Moore and Moveon.org to cease calling Bush a traitor and AWOL….OH WAIT…THAT’S RIGHT…HE DIDN’T DO THAT, DID HE
Alice Cooper Speaks Out Against John Kerry Rockers
I didn’t know that Alice Cooper was a conservative until finding this article the Canoe Entertainment Network quotes Alice Cooper:
“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”
PLAYING POLOTICS WITH BOOBS
The Drudge Report is reporting that, in a soon to be published interview, Janet Jackson claims her breast exposure incident was used by the Bush administration to distract attention from the war on terror.
PUNCH LINES
#1 Well at least we finally found those pesky weapons of mass destructions.
#2 The biggest boob in the Bush arsenal is John Kerry.
#3 ” I’m gonna have you naked by the end of this term.”
LIBERALS HATE TRUTH
By Buck Evinger
Liberals never let facts get in the way of a good argument. That is just one of the undeniable truths of life that must be accepted by all conservatives. A recent posting on this web site from a chronic Bush hater called “bushisacrook” offers up W’s “resume” and accomplishments as president. Unfortunately this posting was full of lies and half truths, witch is the typical basis for a liberal arguments. It would take to much space to address them all individually,
GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
DEMOCRACY-SHAMOCRACY
By Buck Evinger
You may not hear it much now, but today’s underlying motivation of the Democrat and liberal hatred of George Bush is their belief that Bush “stole” the election of 2000. Every now and then, you’ll hear a reference in a speech by some liberal activist about how George Bush was “appointed, not elected.” You’ll hear him referred to as an illegitimate president and there are quite a number of people who completely ignore the facts and accuse Bush of actually being involved in a conspiracy to create the Florida voting debacle. Kerry and Edwards, along with other prominent Democrats, tell the voters that the DNC is the party that wants to “count EVERY vote” to protect our democracy.
CRAZY WORLD PART 1
THE GOVENOR OF NEW JERSEY has come out of the closet. Wait. That is not an accurate description of that farce of a press conference that Govenor McGreevey held last week. A better description would be that he played the “I-am-being-persecuted-because-I-am-gay” trump card in an effort to ward off yet another investigation of his corrupt administration. New Jersey Democrats and, for that matter, Democrats around the country are standing behind their man, apparently an appropriate position. There is no shame in the Democratic party. None. It is all about the quest for power.
KerryOnIraq.com Documentary Video
This John Kerry video chronicles Senator Kerry’s remarks supporting the removal of Saddam Hussein from power and his support for the war in Iraq beginning in the late 1990′s until recently when his position changed. This is required viewing for all LaughAtLiberals visitors, liberal and conservative. Thanks to KerryOnIraq.com for their efforts in tracking down these statements of Kerry flip floppery.
IRAQ – WAR – OIL
Hi Andrew,
Well, guess we do not agree on some items
Lets get real Americans, OIL? Come one, if it is all about oil, let go invade some of the other oil producing countries. Seems we have in the past defended one of these countries from Sadam.
OIL, do you realize how much oil THIS COUNTRY HAS? And I know what I am talking about. My family has enough oil wells in Oklahoma, along with Natural gas. There is a lot of that black gold under the ground. But, it is the bleeding heart liberals, who demand that, (not in regards to national parks and our natural beautiful back lands) but these people have put limits on how many wells can be placed on specific size of land, Land that used to be for crops, and still grow crops with just a few well intermingled.
I am not talking about drilling the heck out of Alaska, or Southern Utah, I am talking about areas, that even the devil will not live. WE HAVE OIL WE HAVE NATURAL GAS, WE HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT, IT IS UNTAPPED.
Take a drive into the SouthEastern Part of NewMexico, where it reaches 100 plus degrees, there you will see oil well after oil well, about 50 feet apart. Now, go into Oklahoma. The flatlands, you will see one well per 5 square blocks of land. There is a lot of oil under that unused ground, as my parents have wells that have been pumping for over 50 years and are still producing as much if not more than ever. But, as to the limits to how close one can place a well to the other, we are not able to pump as much as this country needs. WE HAVE IT, WE DO NOT NEED THEIR OIL, WE NEED PEOPLE WHO PROTECT THE ENVIROMENT, TO KNOW WHICH ENVIROMENT NEED PROTECTING AND WHICH DOES NOT.
Finally, the oil companies have allowed 4 additional wells to be drilled on our family land, I do not know how many wells we have, but do know, that all are producing gobs of oil and natural gas and will for an unlimited time.
So get off this War for Oil, sorry, it just is not true. It is a good cop out, it does make for an interesting dinner conservation, but it is not a fact,
We invaded that country for one reason and one reason only, WE HAD TO!
Suzanne
How Would The D-Day Invasion be Reported Today?
by Alex McRae
This piece was recently received from a Laugh At Liberals visitor and attributed to Alex McRae.
June 6, 1944. -NORMANDY- Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more wounded today in the first hours of America’s invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children.
Most of the French casualties were the result of the artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops. Reports from a makeshift hospital in the French town of St. Mere Eglise said the carnage was far worse than the French had anticipated and reaction against the American invasion was running high. “We are dying for no reason,” said a Frenchman speaking on condition of anonymity. “Americans can’t even shoot straight. I never thought I’d say this, but life was better under Adolph Hitler.”
Tales Of Ronald Reagan Movie Actor
By Stephen Schochet
In 1937, 26-year-old Chicago Cubs radio announcer Ronald Reagan had the acting bug rekindled in him. The former Dixon, Illinois native performed on stage in high school and college but during the great depression he had drifted into the sports world. In those days the Cubs trained in California and Reagan went with them to get away from the Iowa cold and pursue his Movie Star dream. Through a friend he got a screen test at Warner Brothers. Studio executives had mixed reactions. He was no Robert Taylor, but he did have more of an All- American look than some of the stars that worked at the Warner’s factory, such as James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. The glasses and crew cut had to go. When questioned about his acting experience Reagan told several lies to pad his resume. The casting Director asked him to stick around an extra day for more tests. “No dice”, he said feigning indifference when he was really desperate. “I’m on the
train with the Cubs.” He left the studio thinking he had blown any chance to be signed by them. He was amazed that same day when Warners made an offer to put him under contract at $200.00 a week, and hastily agreed before they changed their mind.