A FEW LEFT HOOKS…..
A man bellies up to a bar muttering,”liberal assholes”
A guy next to him says, “Hey I take offense to that”.
The man says, “Why, are you a democrat”.
No the guy says “I’m an asshole”.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a liberal?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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Usama bin Ladin and a liberal are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them….so do you have lunch or go to a movie?
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.
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Q: What’s the difference between Al Franken and a slab of formica?
A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: What’s a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Vote Democrat… It’s easier than getting a job.
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Anonymous Says: October 26th, 2004 at 3:23 am
two plus two equals four until redefined by a liberal
it only takes one finger to wave at a liberal
rob Says: November 2nd, 2004 at 5:55 am
Greetings from NY, I was just at the neighborhood diner buying a cup of coffee when the waiter there asked me if I was going to make the right choice tomorrow (election day) Since I realize I am in the left wing capitol of world, I tell him that he probably did not want to hear my answer. Then he says, well you are Italian right, so I guess you will make the right choice. Of course this puzzled me. What would being Italian have to do with my political leanings or voting choice? Finally, I say to him, loud enough for the whole diner to hear, mind you; “Well I don’t vote for draft dodgers and I don’t vote for traitors, so you figure it out!” All of the sudden some left wing gas bags jumps from a stool at the counter and starts hysterically shouting to me, “What about all the people who are dying over there!” Since Kerry says he intends to commit 40,000 more troops to the war in Iraq, I was even more puzzled by that question than by the Italian statement. I saw no point in debating the merits of the war with a mindless idiot. So I shout right back to the left gas bag, “I’m not concerned with that issue at the moment!” “I’m talking about this bums record!” I’m talking about this traitor you want to put in the white house!” The gas bag sits back down and shuts the f*k up. I grab my coffee, leave the diner and call all my friends up to tell them about the incident and we all get a good laugh over it. He picked the wrong guy to try is left wing bullying on. LOL
Jonathan Ferguson Says: November 2nd, 2004 at 9:10 am
You sound a little bit unbalanced if you feel the need to shout out your answers to polite questions ‘loud enough for the whole diner to hear.’ And are you stupid enough to confuse Clinton with Kerry? Kerry volunteered for Vietnam, he’s not a draft-dodger.
Your arguments are full of factual errors, but if you don’t know the facts by now, and somehow believe that Bush is running against Clinton, I can’t help you.
Luckily you’re not in a swing state so your vote is irrelevant. Hope you get some good meds once Kerry gets elected and you can afford the ones that come in from Canada.
Anonymous Says: May 13th, 2005 at 6:26 am
Why did you vote for Bush?
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anonymous Says: February 27th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
oh yeah, kerry did serve. didn’t he do that beyond retarted salute? and was always bragging about his d*mn purple heart?