DISECTING THE LEFT
I want you to read one quote, just one from Janeane Garafalo, so you can understand the liberal mindset. This is great! It was given during an interview about the new liberal talk radio network, Air America Radio.
“It’s not like we’re here to say we’re going to be as nasty as right-wingers….”On the left, traditionally, you’ve got a nicer type of person. You’ve got a person who is more willing to engage in conversations that have context and nuance, who tend to have more educable minds.”
Let’s look for deeper meaning, shall we?
Her first sentence. “It’s not like we’re here to say we’re going to be as nasty as right-wingers. ” This sentence employs to important Liberal Rules.
Liberal Rule #12: Deliver statements that sound simple, but leave some room to wiggle. Notice that she says, “It’s not like we’re her to say…” That doesn’t deny that they will be as nasty or even nastier than right-wingers, it just says, we’re not here to tell you that. That way when her show ends up being an hour Bush bash, she can say, “Well I never said we would’nt be nasty….” Liberal Rule #3 All conservatives are nasty and you should say so at every opportunity. This statement establishes that Mz. Garafalo thinks of all right-wingers as nasty. She didn’t say …”as Rush Limbaugh” or …”as Bill O’Reilly”, she said right wingers.
Her next sentence. “On the left, traditionally, you’ve got a nicer type of person.”
Liberal Rule #2. Us, good. Them, bad! I didn’t know there was a long standing tradition of anything with liberals, but here we’ve found one. Yes, whenever I hear Bush referred to as an idot, Hitler or a murder I just can’t help but think, how sweet of them to say that. They are so nice, traditionally. Let’s dig deeper.
She continues. “You’ve got a person(a liberal) who is more willing to engage in conversations that have context and nuance, who tend to have more educable minds.” Oh, this is a good one. First, this statement goes to the heart of the first rule of liberalism. Liberal Rule #1: Conservatives are stupid. They don’t get it and they never will. She is certainly employing that liberal tradition of niceness by saying that conservatives aren’t willing to engage in context and nuance. I guess that’s nicer than saying you’re stupid. But wait, we have encountered some true, liberal, high-minded thinking. You’ve got to watch closely or you might miss it. Liberals tend to have more educable minds? This is meant as a slam against conservatives(see rule #1), but I actually agree with the statement. Liberals do tend to be more educable. You can tell them anything, state it as fact, and they’ll say it’s gospel. This also goes to Liberal Rule #7: We are smarter than them and they need to be taught the truth. This one was ripped right out of the Communist Manifesto, but we pesky conservatives just won’t play ball and submit to re-education. Yes, conservatives tend to be more independent thinkers, traditionally.
You can’t attack liberals any more effectively than they do with their own words.
LAL
Zack Says: March 31st, 2004 at 11:15 pm
Rite on targit! The one thang that liberils do that tiks me off mostest is to say that we is stupid and childish! I jist have one thang to say to her about being childish….I know you are but what am I?
chris Says: April 9th, 2004 at 5:39 pm
i totally agree with you. i finally found someone who thinks like i do.
Maddox Says: July 25th, 2004 at 9:50 am
Liberals are sooooo stoooooopid. they’re always complaining about child labor slaves or poverty or racism or some other crap no one cares about. so what if we blew up a few civilian villages in Iraq, what do you expect? I mean after all, it is a war. There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and as soon as we find them all those liberals can shut up. Everyone knows gays are dirty and need to be tortured and killed and don’t deserve human rights until they start acting human.
bob Says: October 2nd, 2004 at 11:47 pm
Hey Maddox,
is your first name Lester? Ther are no WMD in Iraq. If bush had any brains he’d smuggle some in, but he’s too dumb to do even that.
draco Says: October 18th, 2004 at 7:12 am
well BOB (is it Bob N. Kneel, the liberal?), -who cares if he had WMD’s- Clinton didn’t even have that for Bosnia Herzegovina- in fact, the conditions are almost identical, including Clinton awarding Haliburton a no-bid contract, and a similar operations budget, except for a few of things- there were no suspected WMD’s in B/H, it’s inhabited by caucasoids with less pigmentation in their skin, therefore making it okay for you liberals… Saddam admitted he purposely misled the UN inspectors to scare his enemies- is that our fault?, the UN had far exceeded enforcing the compliance date for Iraq, thus becoming as ineffective as the League of Nations (where are they now?), there were no overt assosciations with Islamic Jihad and the Third Caliphate(which you, no doubt, know nothing of), undying hatred for Jews, their perception of ZOG & America, and you yourself, and- Bush didn’t lie about his party days. Checkmate. Who’s yo’ Daddy now?
Anonymous Says: October 18th, 2004 at 5:30 pm
help