Laugh at Liberals

ERR AMERICA- THE NEW LINE UP REVEALED

Air America Radio, the liberal talkradio network, is set to launch at the end of March. Take a look at their proposed line-up of program hosts.

WAKE THE DEAD: 6-9am Hosts: HUBERT HUMPHREY & PAUL WELLSTONE
Get ready to laugh as this wacky duo entertains from the great beyond. Through the magic of digital editing, statements made by these two deceased liberal icons are distorted, spun and remixed to create the appearance that they approve of today’s liberal agenda.

UNFETTERED 9-Noon Hosts: Democrats from the Senate Judiciary Committee
This midmorning program lets you eaves drop on planning meetings between liberal special interest groups and Democratic senators as they coordinate another vicious attack on a qualified Bush nominee. Why listen to Advise and Consent, when you can hear Slander and Distortion.

The O’ Franken Factor: Noon – 3pm Host: Al Franken
Tune in as this Saturday Night Live veteran goes head to head against the most popular radio program in the history of talkradio, Rush Limbaugh. Get a front row seat to the ass kicking of the century. Hear Al whine and bitch about Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Christians, Republicans and George Bush. (Wait a minute, this just in. The O’Franken Factor has just been cancelled due to the fact that we just revealed their entire programming content in the sentence above.)

The Randy Rhodes Show: 3-7pm No Host, All Music
It’s four hours of uninterrupted wailing guitar riffs and screaming chord progressions played by former Ozzy Osbourne guitar player, Randy Rhodes.(Programming Note: The wailing and screaming will remind you of the hysterical shrieks of liberal interest groups. It is also very similar to sitting in the audience for a reading of the Vagina Monologues.)

So What Else Can We Makeup? 7-8pm Host: Jayson Blair
This former New York Times writer brings his special brand of journalism to radio. You’ll be amazed as Jayson makes up facts, live on the spot, to support issues like global warming, tax cuts that favor the wealthy and more. Jayson will lie directly to the public as callers from across America phone in to discuss the top issues of the day. (If you’d like to be a caller on the Jayson Blair show, please send us an email so we can send you an advanced script of your call. That way you can rehearse it and we can make it sound real)

The Minority Report: 8-11pm Host: Janeane Garofalo
As narrow special interest control of the Democratic party grows, so does the need to stay up on every little nuance of every issue. No one can keep you up to speed better than Janeane Garofalo. As the founder of the group “Female Actresses and Talkshow Hosts Against Starched Shirts, or FATASS, Garofalo knows what it means to be a victim or more accurately, someone with an agenda claiming to be a victim. Don’t miss Janeane’s first show as the group, Lesbians Who Hate Bush, discuss the use of oxymorons in political discourse.