John “Running Eagle” Kerry
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American’s income by $40,000 a year.
Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES for every Indian issue ever introduced.
Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can’t fly.
Posted by zack on June 24th, 2004 in Articles |
Bryce Says: June 28th, 2004 at 8:23 pm
Running Eagle is a perfect fit for J F Kerry!
Anonymous Says: July 1st, 2004 at 5:42 pm
Why hasn’t Haoni Kerry posed with haoni jane
Unbelievable Says: July 13th, 2004 at 8:33 pm
I’d like to see a fact check on this. If you believe everything you read, you’re simply a pawn of whoever is writing the crap that you’re shoveling.
Anonymous Says: July 15th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Haoni??? How about Hanoi? Are you that uneducated that you can’t even spell the city’s name?
MudSnow Says: August 5th, 2004 at 4:34 pm
Even better, how about a fact check on what Kerry said?
Andrew Says: August 6th, 2004 at 6:28 pm
This is obviously a lie. God, you Republicans are so pathetic. Grow up and stop spreading romors like little kids on the playground.
zoot potatoe Says: August 7th, 2004 at 6:14 pm
It’s not all republicans that are stupid, just like it’s not all democrats are stupid. It’s just the blind, sometimes ‘extremist’ groups that are stupid. the republicans that fail to see Bush’s security flip-flops, and the democrats that fail to see that many people fought in vietnam, but it doesn’t make them the best for security…
Jenny Says: October 14th, 2004 at 3:41 am
wow. thats about the funniest thing i have ever read. whether or not it really happened, it’s still true. GW 04
….filthy liberals