LEFT JABS FROM LATE NITE
John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.” —Craig Kilborn
“Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit … he’s going to put it on his wife’s Gold Card.” —Craig Kilborn
“John Kerry described his Republican critics as ‘the most crooked, lying group I’ve ever seen.’ Now, that’s saying something, because Kerry’s both a lawyer and a politician.” —Jay Leno
Posted by admin on April 2nd, 2004 in Jokes | 3 Comments »
SLG Says: September 16th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Ja Leno, on the photo of John Kerry windsurfing during the RNC…”Even this guy’s hobbies depend on which way the wind is blowing!”
conservativechick Says: May 14th, 2005 at 12:12 am
I dunno, guys. I think that he hurt his mouth more than his shoulder. Already he’s come up with 9 different positions on the war in Iraq. The doctors should have injected the Botox into his jaw instead of his shar-pei forehead…maybe it would have shut him up. But then Edwards would have chased the ambulance. $@*#%!!!!
ConservativeKelli Says: May 15th, 2005 at 12:15 am
conservativechick: lol that is so funny yet true!!