PLAYING POLOTICS WITH BOOBS
The Drudge Report is reporting that, in a soon to be published interview, Janet Jackson claims her breast exposure incident was used by the Bush administration to distract attention from the war on terror.
PUNCH LINES
#1 Well at least we finally found those pesky weapons of mass destructions.
#2 The biggest boob in the Bush arsenal is John Kerry.
#3 ” I’m gonna have you naked by the end of this term.”
#4 ” Hey look world….it’s a 40 year old woman’s breast.” That should do it. Invade.
#5 The Terror Threat Level has just moved to brown.
#6. This gives new meaning to the phrase, What can Brown do for you?
#7. Memo from POTUS. “Please make sure Justin Timberlake get’s his check.”
#8. Just think, if she would have shown us both boobs we could have invaded Canada.
#9. Memo from POTUS; ” Find Anna Nicole Smith’s phone number asap.”
#10. Janet, Tyson’s Chicken called. They’ve got an idea for a new marketing campaign.
Dr. J. Says: September 18th, 2004 at 6:55 pm
I am going to shed a little light on the subject of President Bush’s service in the Air National Guard. Read it and weep.
In 1968 George W Bush joined the Air Nationa guard
and began an extended period of training as follows. Six weeks of basic fifty-three weeks of flight training,and twenty-one weeks of fighter interceptor training. that is about eighty weeks with othe rtraining we now have about two solid years of full time work.At the time guardsman were required to earn fifty points minimum to meet their yearly obligation. according to record released earlier this year Bush’s point record is this. year May 68 to May 69 he earned 253 points.
year May 69 to May 70 340 points. For the year 70 to 71 he earned 137 points and in 71 to 72 he earned 112 points. Simple math will indicate that in his first four years of service he earned 842 points. Considering the fifty point minimum per year thats not too shabby for a guy who never showed up. In 1972 Bush asked permission to work on a senate campaign and was given permission to do so and still fullfilled his obligation by earning fifty six points for the year 72 to 73.
In the year 73 to 74 Bush earned another fifty six points and was given an honorable discharge because he wanted to go to Harvard. George W. Bush had served five years and four months and had earned enough points to cover over a six year commitment. Because active duty and guard pilots were not hard to come by in the days leading to the end of the Vietnam war, in fact there were just too many, Bush was given an honorable discharge at his request so he could attend Harvard.
End of discussion. The only reason this is an issue is John Kerry made his Vietnam service the centerpiece of his campaign all the while ignoring his 19 years as a US Senator. 19 years as a US Senator has allot more to do with running for president than a tour of duty in Vietnam, yet John Kerry has chosen to delete this portion of his resume and run on his experience as a soldier 30 years ago. A glimmering jewel of contempt for the American people,to think they are so ignorant to elect him to the highest office in the country all the while ignoring his service as a Senator. What is it that Kerry doesent want the American people to know about his years in the senate. Oh maybe he was AWOL. I suggest a full investigation into the matter.
Sue Says: October 7th, 2004 at 10:59 pm
First off, the records are all the proof anyone needs. I think you missed the fact that not only did the Bush people avoid turning the records in and then turned them in late, they blacked out the name of James Black because he didn’t want you to know that his good buddy was the person who managed the Bin Laden family money. If it’s not true then why didn’t the Bush clan argue that fact? And why did he miss that physical?
As for John Kerry’s service, shouldn’t that be the centerpiece in the election? Who better to lead our soldiers than someone who was IN a war? Bush has NO personal experience with war. He’s a very scary little man who thinks he doesn’t have to account to anyone or anything.
Thank the good Lord that he will soon be out of office!
Sue
Serbian National Says: October 7th, 2004 at 11:41 pm
You shouldn’t even get us started on John Kerry’s record in Vietnam.
I believe leading two wars is quite enough personal expierence for me, thank you.
Thank the good Lord that Kerry will never get in office!
Emory Says: October 8th, 2004 at 12:05 am
Because just being in a war, Sue, does not qualify someone to lead the country as president. If so, John McCain, Bob Dole or Audie Murphy might be better candidates.
jd Says: October 8th, 2004 at 12:40 am
Sue is from the Dan Rather school of reason. Because Bush’s people didn’t say the memos were fake they must be real.
zack Says: October 11th, 2004 at 8:46 pm
Sue, I drive a Lincoln and used to drive a Cougar…..Can I be CEO of Ford Motor Company? I think the board needs to take a good look at my qualifications!
Blazebattler Says: October 22nd, 2004 at 2:27 am
oh ny the way…six years vs. four months? hmm? kerry just pussed his way out of vietnam.
Blazebattler Says: October 22nd, 2004 at 2:30 am
Sue, I was denied my enlistment to the US Marine Corps. because of knee problems. thank you for the enlightenment. this will keep me from becomming president of the United Staes. instead, i think i will be a bone specialist for my denial due to an injury. by the way, did anyone else mention this to sue? YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!! VOTE BUSH ’04
Anonymous Says: October 29th, 2004 at 7:50 pm
Polititcs is spelled with an i. You conservative moron.
Anonymous Says: October 31st, 2004 at 7:44 pm
“Polititcs is spelled with an i. You conservative moron.”
Well, it’s actually “politics” not “polititcs”. And it’s “I” not “i”. You liberal moron.
Cody Says: April 27th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Exactly what does a war record have to do with ability to be a president?
Anonymous Says: April 29th, 2005 at 11:18 pm
Spelling ‘politics’ wrong doesn’t really help you guys…How do you laugh at someone if you’re going to prove yourself a degenerate?
Jimothy Says: April 29th, 2005 at 11:21 pm
Um, how do you vote for someone who says “never mind” in a presidential debate and is the first president to take office with a criminal record?
bonniem Says: April 30th, 2005 at 1:15 am
Anonymous, I suppose you are pretty new to this site altho, I thought I had seen your postings earlier. Most of us in our zest to post, make a mistake in our grammar or spelling once in a while, but being the adults, most of us are, we don’t make issues out of what is obviosly a typo and and not an indication of education. Note your spelling of it in Post #10
bonniem Says: April 30th, 2005 at 2:26 am
See, I spelled obviously wrong and put two ands together, etc.LOL!
MAXIMUM GOAT!!!@ Says: April 30th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
VOTE CTHULU 2004!!!!
Mike Says: February 8th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
We all know that Bush is a degenerate, but what you dont hear everyday is that Bush was the CEO of about 13 different companies and ran every single one of them into the ground!!!!
He took the largest oil companie in the state of texas=, worth more than 20 billion dollars and within 6 months ranit into the ground, There’s a fun fact for you all to chew on!!!!!