SOLVING THE ILLEGAL ALIEN PROBLEM
While investigating the recent “Mad Cow Disease” scare, the federal government was able to track the history of a cow suspected of carrying the disease from it’s current home in the state of Washington to it’s birthplace in Canada almost three years ago, right down to the stall.
They were also able to track down her off-spring and locate them on the farms they were sold to.
Conversele=y, there are 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country that the federal government seems incapable of finding.
SOLUTION: Give every illegal alien a cow.
Posted by admin on April 5th, 2004 in Jokes | 56 Comments »
don cook Says: May 23rd, 2004 at 2:53 am
What would it take to get all illegals out of our country and make them come in legally? Any resisting would never have a chance to be legal. A bill to this effect should be on the floor emmediatly.
Jesus Says: May 24th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
Plan of attack. attack in your enemy your own weeknesses.
Military Records:
Bush – sketchy at best, even if true, not very impressive
Kerry – i just have enough fingers on one hand to count all the medals.
Elitist:
Bush – son of the son of the son of the son of the son of the son of some English royalty. Obviously making it on the Bush name.
Kerry – married well, but doing it on his own.
Flip Flop
Bush: Traded Bottle for Bible at age 40.
Kerry: has 20 years of voting in the senate which will all know to be pork factory. Actually has the capacity of self examination. wow.
what else? I used to side with conservatives. But these guys are total clowns. Anyone still on board is either an asshole who feels good about themselves when their country has the biggest guns or a complete retard.
zack Says: May 24th, 2004 at 9:25 pm
Take note of the responses by “JESUS”. This is your typical liberal! The public use of fowl language and “mean-spirited” name-calling is a dead-givaway. I guess that’s the acceptable practice on liberal sites, so they don’t know any better when they get out in public. There is no discussion, no debate. Just jump into a conversation at a site in which you know the political views are just the opposite of theirs just to show their complete lack of class! The funny thing is that no matter what conservatives on this site may say, nothing can be as insulting to the left as the childish behavior they themselves are demonstrating here!
TheRumpledOne Says: July 11th, 2004 at 7:13 pm
HOW TO SOLVE THE ILLEGAL ALIEN PROBLEM.
It is simple. We don’t need more laws.
Make every legal American a deputy and place a bounty on illegals.
If an American catches an illegal alien pay them anywhere from 1/4 to 1/2 of what it costs the Border Patrol to apprehend an illegal.
The closer to the border you catch the illegal alien the more money you make. Catching an illegal within 10 miles of the border should net a bonus! This would benefit the property owners near the border who have had their property destroyed by illegals.
Of course, police would be eligible too! So a routine traffic stop just might earn them some extra spending money.
I would wager the problem with illegal crossings just about ceases the minute the policy is put into place.
Steve Says: September 23rd, 2004 at 4:02 am
I’m sick of the trying to make the government deal with illegals. I’m going to buy a 250 ft deep stretch of land on the mexican border stretching from the pacific to the gulf and build a wall… with a moat of burning gas and .50 cal machine guns. Everyone’s invited to man one! It could even include a shooting range, only 5 bucks a clip, and if you can hit 100 illegals before they get to the burning moat, you get the second clip free! We’ll have AK-47/74′s, all models of colt, remington and winchester, all those cool h&k guns, and even .50 cal sniper rifles! (except in the part covering the people’s republic of California) I’m looking for investors.
Virginia Represent Says: October 6th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
I’m all over that deal.. I’ll be your vice.
draco Says: October 18th, 2004 at 7:22 am
that Jesus guy didn’t even make a point… what the f$%^ are you talking about dude? military record? what the hell are you talking about? doing it on his own? family tree? stopped rinking at 4o? you just jumped in the water and started treading, but you got nowhere. If you need a serious education, try and actually read something. and go and try to find your penis, maybe they can reattach it.
t.l. kiser Says: October 23rd, 2004 at 6:19 pm
How about we just annex Mexico?
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Liberals that threaten it... Says: October 24th, 2004 at 3:26 pm
Ummm i say we when we more of the boys from Iraq come home, we stack a couple extra Army Divisions across the border….. Iam postive that refut the majority of illegals…
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Liberals that threten it... Says: October 24th, 2004 at 3:29 pm
Well said…. I could see some problems with your theory but overall that could maybe work… Iam all for it =)
Reformed Conservative Says: January 11th, 2005 at 11:24 pm
Interesting how everyone uses that Jesus-poster as a reason why liberals are evil. I’ll bet $100 that he’s actually a conservative trying to make liberals look bad again. According to Draco, being liberal means that you must also be a eunuch. Where has the logic gone? Do you really think that 48% of the electorate has had their penises removed?
elise Says: January 12th, 2005 at 3:12 am
Reformed Conservative, what Jesus poster are you talking about?
Terry Says: January 21st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
I think the US needs to do something about this problem before we become a 3rd world country. Mexicans breed like rats and are going to over run America.Already since 1990 there is 18 million illegal aliens in the US about the same population of New York State. I think we ought to activate the National guard in every county of the US and weed out the ones that don’t need to be here and build a wall between US and Mexico.
Serious! Says: February 21st, 2005 at 1:00 am
We’re going to have to get behind a grassroots strategy to stop illegal aliens and send them home. The U.S. government will never do this because our politicians and U.S. homegrown multinational corporations are gearing to keep our region of the world competitive with such formidable populations as China and India. The flooding our country with impoverished, desperate workers is allowed as part of an economic strategy to lower the costs of labor in the U.S. (which will revive the manufacturing industries) and create a regionalized economy to include North, South, and Central America via the free trade treaties, NAFTA and FTAA.
The Hispanic-power-grabbing-movement is trying to take full advantage of this opportunity via various avenues including lobbying our politicians, actions by the Mexican and other Latin American governments, and a number of Hispanic activist groups in the U.S.
We need our own activist group to lobby and sue and take all other necessary actions on behalf of the overwhelming majority of Americans who are sick of the problem. OVERWHELMING MAJORITY: 77% think the government is not doing enough “to control the border and to screen people allowed into the country.” (Zogby International, September 15-16, 2001). See more poll results like this: http://www.npg.org/factsheets/imm_americans_spoken.html
We can and will stop them it’s our right of sovereignty and our will. We should support and follow the brave students at Stanford University who, in May 2004, encouraged the student body to cut funding to the racist Hispanic activist group MEChA. One of the founding documents for MEChA states, “”Por la Raza todo. Fuera de La Raza nada,” [which] means, “For the race, everything. For those outside the race, nothing.”" http://www.washingtontimes.com/functions/print.php?StoryID=20040509-123652-1592r
MEChA has chapters on many U.S. college campuses and even in public highschools. Check the schools in your area and find a way to weed the racists out.
John Says: March 12th, 2005 at 8:27 am
Huh? Illegal aliens? Oh!! You mean the UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS as the news readers in So Cal like to call them. We’re very PC here you know.
Anonymous Says: May 5th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
zack has a point there!!!! i agree with him….
noodles Says: May 5th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
you go steve
semper fu Says: August 3rd, 2005 at 4:29 am
if you people think illegals are bad where you live, try moving to arizona; specifically Yuma. nobody speaks english, crime rates are waaay up, and our neighborhoods are detioriorating. I like steve’s plan. finally someone who is taking action (Mrs. Neopolitano could learn alot from him)! and I do have to ask “jesus” something: do you pronounce your name jEE-zus or hEy-soos? you tried to change conversation pretty quickly when he got on.
Who cares Says: August 15th, 2005 at 2:24 am
Yeah, but what if an illegal alien gets a girl pregnant in the U.S.? He should be allowed to come over here so he can support his kid.
going2westTX Says: November 21st, 2006 at 5:26 pm
We wanted everyone to know that we have formed a group of voters wishing to work to solve the illegal alien problem. We have 7 point we wish to promote:
1) All entering our country must be fingerprinted and carry an ICE Photo ID at all times given at entry.
2) Children born within the US no longer automatically become a citizen but citizen of the parent’s origin.
3) Expense of welfare, health care and education is given to country of origin for their citizens.
4) Any foreign aid to country by the US would first relieve the debt created by their citizen within our country.
5) We pass a law that TAX all money transfers outside our country and applied it to border security.
6) Complete a wall between Texas and California where no person could cross without being fingerprinted and given ICE Photo ID.
7) English is our country’s language and workers working within our country required to speak English within the work place.
We have built a website and have a public blog to involve the public and invite everyone to visit and voice their options, PareIllegals.com.
Respectfully,
Glen Whiting
Voters for an Illegal Free America
Abducted Says: February 6th, 2007 at 5:29 am
One way to solve it- have them elect one of their own! (Aaaaarnold)
youtube.com/watch?v=eOtTcP4YTTs
Gary Says: February 19th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
As a native xxxxxxxxxx and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and no income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “in-state” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Right Coast Says: May 11th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Hey guys (and gals) I don’t want to sound like a conspiracy nut or nothing but, do you ever get the feeling the “government” pretends not to be able to control illegals so that citizens are kept occupied, preventing us taking on other issues? Don’t it seem like we’re being run all over the place? It’s almost like someone intentionally setting a fire in your kitchen in order to burglarize your home while you try to put out the blaze.
Let’s say, no more illegals get in and we deport them all for good. Where will we turn our attentions to next? Taxes? Stopping “Eminent Domain” from making us peons on our own land, after it’s snatched? Yes, the illegal “guest worker” (or whatever the hell other definitions we are required to use!) is an issue for citizens themselves to get a grip on but we’ve got to ask ourselves if this is part of covering up something else (like purposefully devaluating property now in order to “develop it” later).
If it were up to me, instead of a wall, I would build a damned canal for shipping lanes and use the extra soil as a mound on the side of the canal facing south. We would open the gulf to the Pacific, and give the southwest a waterfront. I figure, if you can get through the desert, over a massive hill and swim across a wide, deep canal made for modern shipping, you’ve got super powers!
O.K., you’ve heard my rambling two cents.
Gwen Says: May 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
I agree with some of the solutions I’ve seen here, some are really crackpot ideas like the flaming moats and killing people that just want a better life besides the fact, why is it everyone thinks that all illegal aliens (undocumented workers(good name for them and leads to my point)) come from mexico, or even the majority of them? But, my point would be this, why do I never see someone proposing fining the employers, (heftily I might add) so that these people can’t rent or buy homes, send money back home, buy groceries, cars or anything like that, you know the things that you need to live, cause hey if you can’t find work you can’t live huh. And one more point why not make it a little easier to become a citizen, then maybe this would still be a free country, and a richer one.
Just my $.02
Right Coast Says: May 13th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I agree (to a degree), but placing hefty fines on all employers may not be fair either. Economically speaking, smaller employers are also forced to economize to stay in business by hiring the cheapest labor they can get. What about their families that depend on them? We talk about the plight of illegal aliens and forget about the plight of American citizens that are trying to keep their head above water, not just in their jobs but their own modest businesses as well (not everyone is Wal-Mart ).
As for the big businesses, well, they never gave a damn for this country anyhow, no more than big government. We are not exactly in the best situation right now to be generous to non-citizens with jobs and money we can barely spare our own citizens. Why should I feel so much sympathy for the plight of people from other nations and disregard the problems right here at home? You talk about “fining the employers” but which employers do you think will feel the pinch most? The big conglomerate or the regular Joe with his little roofing company?
Deborah L Fucci Says: May 18th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Your illegal count is a little off, just like the governments. We know there are at least 20 million and there could be a lot more!
shannon Says: May 21st, 2007 at 2:40 pm
The funny thing is, none of us are “Americans”. We are all immigrants unless you are a Native American. So we took this country over from its native inhabitants what makes you think the same thing won’t happen to us?
The Other Side Says: May 21st, 2007 at 7:50 pm
the thing i don’t understand is why the illegal immigrants are so angry that they are finally going to get caught. that was the risk of sneaking into america. it was at their own risk that they started families in america and assumed/expected to not get caught and/or deported. our immigration policy needs a reform, but that is no excuse for breaking the law and entering america illegally. it frustrates me to see them getting so agitated at the protests because that makes them look worse.
what this debate boils down to is a question of right and wrong. they knew it was wrong when they entered and now they want amnesty. thats unfair to the law and to the legal immigrants that earned the right to come here. it doesn’t matter what they did in america if they entered illegally and using their new, established lives as an emotional tool to gain support is terrible.
Kolran Fett Says: May 21st, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Shannon, as far as I’m concerned, Native Americans should have no ‘extra right’ and neither should blacks. They lost a war a long time ago, nobody should get privileges nowadays.
-Kolran Fett
Right Coast Says: May 26th, 2007 at 5:23 am
from shannon: “So we took this country over from its native inhabitants what makes you think the same thing won’t happen to us?”
Hello!? Why do you think The Minute Men came about? What do you think the ongoing demand for stricter guidelines and border patrols are all about? We don’t want to be over run and we need comprehensive measures now and not ideological debates on who did what 130 years ago+ or that we are somehow not technically Americans.
shannon Says: May 26th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
We have already been overrun Rightie. All I am pointing out is that history clearly repeats itself.
NotAmused Says: June 24th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
I’m writing from Oregon, specifically Beaverton, Cornelius, Hillsboro, Forest Grove. The census says the hispanic ratio is 49%, but if you look at real life ratios, when you drive down the street or walk in DMV, it’s 95%. Nobody talks about it, yet all the billboards & products are now bi-lingual. Our politicians are scared of “being racist” and can’t kiss their rumps hard enough, yet if it was Russians or Germans taking over, it’d be “OK” to be mad.
My significant other is a legal, recent citizen, he went through all sorts of classes, investigations—maybe he should demand a refund & payment for his wasted time. And I want free health insurance and job retraining benefits! Stuff I couldn’t get during the last recession, but migrants could just stroll past me to the front desk and get full-services.
We have booming crime, weekly stabbings & pre-teen girl-attempted abductions, houses turned into “boarding houses”… There’s tons of building going on, but all the construction has outsourced their work to sub-contractors who hire their own, so it’s all hispanic. Where are our young people going to get work? My friends with teens, it’s really hard to get work. Also, how are we re-abilitating our ex-cons, if they can’t get work in favor of illegals with unknown records. We send huge amounts in foreign aid & trade $$ to Mexico–where’s it going? Where’s the accountability?
BT Says: October 8th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I am going to try and make this short and sweet but I goes as deep as you want to dig.
The reason the wall hasn’t been built has been that gov’t and big big biz. doesn’t want it to be built. 100 million dollars has been allocated for the wall but it is a token effort.
Arizona was doing very well by fining business’ for hiring illegals, first time loss of business license for 10 days, second offence permanently. The legality is currently held up in the 9th circut court of appeals.
Not renting, and fining people who do has met legal status and is on hold etc. etc.
Let’s just take the poor farmer, many whom I have met in Puerto Vallarta, Cabo, Cancun, Playa Del Carmen and so on. They are the play ground of the San Jauquin farmers. Anyway the farms, many of them over 2000 acres, are run by very savvy farmers who get subsidies from the government, cheap illegal labor from Mexico and we get to pick up the tab for the illegals social services that usually would be paid by the employer. Schools, bilingual teachers. Ever wonder why your health insurance is so high? It’s because you have to pay for all those Mexican babies that can send their parents money when they get deported as illegals. (source: nurses and insurance people I have talked to). Anyway lets get back to the farmer. I heard this large onion grower in Texas say he lost $300,000 last year due to lack of pickers. imagine how much he did make. The raid on DelMonte in Portland Oregon a few months ago ended in the arrest of 200 illegals 90% with false SS cards. Delmonte said to hire legals would cost them 4 mil. more a year, so instead of making 56 mil. they only make 52 mil. poor guys. So in closing boycott Mexican Tourism it’s the only thing, I can think of that the American people can do directly.
hum ho Says: October 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I am a liberal, but, I also didn’t dump my brains in the sink. Enough is enough…
There’s something about this whole illegal immigration debate that is absolutely insane. Why is it okay for someone who is NOT supposed to be here allowed to stay and to assume citizenship rights just because they ARE here??? That logic is soooo weak. And, oddly enough, it seems that most American citizens aren’t sufficiently outraged about it. It’s like someone, unbeknownst to you, living in your basement. Sure, they may take out your trash, but, does that justify them homesteading in your basement without your permission?
If I decided to visit Japan and to melt into that community after my tourist visa expired and the Japanese government caught me, slammed my butt on a plane and sent me back to America, why should I argue? Of course, if I were crazy enough to do that, I would also attempt to get pregnant in Japan so that my off-spring would then be Japanese nationals and I could get a better foot in the door with the Japanese government.. Later, as my loitering continued in Japan, my sons and daughters could over-turn the Japanese government and set up a situation whereby scofflaws like
myself (who breed like rabbits) would benefit. This is exactly what these Hispanics are doing in America. I do not feel sorry for these people…not in the least. If they want citizenship, they can apply for it legally and come in the right way like everyone else. This is not about what suits THEM. Why do they think they are so special that they can just stroll (or run) over here and start working at Taco Bell or digging ditches and everything should be cool? Meanwhile, prospective immigrants from around the world have taken the TOEFFL repeatedly and have participated in Green
Card raffles repeatedly over YEARS for a chance to come here. Many of them with Master’s degrees in math and science.
And what about American corporations that bring illegals into this country (like poor, bamboozled children) for menial work—by the truck loads?? I, for one, think that infantilizing the Hispanic people is demeaning and racist and I claim that if they are smart enough to get here by stealth, then they are smart enough to know that they are doing something WRONG. Some Hispanics may not be completely responsible for getting here (because of some capitalist scoundrel who wants to exploit them), but, they are, never-the-less, responsible for themselves leaving.
“Walmart was caught…I got no more job. How do I go back to Mexico? Or I stay here?”
” You stay here amiga…you got the rights. You have babies…si?”
“Okay! How long I stay?”
“Til they catch you! El Presidente Bush es bueno amigo”
” Okay! ”
I actually read an article about one illegal Hispanic construction worker who had positioned himself into a nice slice of the “American Pie”… enjoying a nice income, a nice truck, a nice house in the burbs, and a nice business… He was furious because the US Immigration and Naturalization Service got around to catching him and was in the process of deporting him. He issued this haughty line : “This country is so ungrateful.” What the hell… The sheer nerve of this type of person is truly incredible. If I plant a nice garden in someone else’s backyard, is that MY garden?? Of course not. Illegals have no claims or rights to America, period. End of story.
Some say that these illegals pay taxes and contribute greatly to the American GNP. I find this claim dubious, at best. If I am “on the run”, trying to fly under the INS radar ( not having been issued a proper social security card by the US government), I don’t think I would be waiving a red flag to the IRS stating,”It is I, Maria! The illegal that crept into your country two years ago who now wants to pay taxes!” Most likely, these illegals are accepting their income from under the table. And, instead of paying money into the American welfare system with their taxes, they are, in fact, the major strains upon it by unfairly accessing health services, schools, and other tax payer supported resources. Meanwhile, their misfit population booms (with mostly out-of-wedlock births). And don’t get me started with the gangs, the drugs, and the other nasties associated with illegals. And if I hear another illegal whine about how racist conscientious American citizens are being because someone complains that these illegals have fifteen adults shacked up in a two bedroom house, I will vomit.
Whether they find themselves in North Dakota or Southern California, they need to get the hell out of this country and come back in the right way if they wish to earn the regard of law abiding citizens. This is not about racism or Hispanic bashing… This is about the existing laws of the US government which were created by the consensus OF law-abiding American citizens. This country must stand by it’s Constitution or it will fall for absolutely anything!
hum ho Says: October 28th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
By the way, let us all just reflect on the mess Bush has made of this country and abroad… What amazes me more than the illegal alien drama is the fact that Bush has not been impeached yet.
JACKSON Says: October 29th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Here is my 2 cents, we should figure the cost of effectively securing the border and have Mexico pay for half. If they don’t, sanction them, they’ll buckle and either pay but more importantly they will more aggressively secure their own borders.
We also might be able to relocate a military base next to the border and asign them to secure the border. We could give companies insentives if they do not use illegals. If we could make the demand for cheap labor decrease it will be harder for illegals to want to stay here.(probably impossible)
But would it be good or bad to somehow develope Mexico. Wouldn’t we make money in the process. Then we could charge Mexico a tax, hell we should just take over Mexico. We could utilize the land, build businesses then tax Mexico for the illegals. Atleast, someone is paying something… If we are gonna have so many illegals then we need to get Mexico more involved.
Korlan, you gotta remember you brought us here(Black Americans). but yeah I agree with you, we don’t deserve special treatment but only if all men were color blind…
Carol Kirkpatrick Says: October 30th, 2007 at 12:16 am
For all you bleeding heart liberals out there in California, hey, with all the new land just available, and since you wanna help everyone, YOU take the illegals, their crime, their illegitimate children, their taxing your hospitals and closing centers because the rest of us who work can’t afford to keep paying for everyone wanting ‘their rights’, they are entitled to NOTHING, you are ILLEGAL, get it? NOW GET OUT
Adriano Raffa Says: November 2nd, 2007 at 12:13 am
Vote for Hillary and have 26 Mexican illegals living in the 3 rm apt next door.
Clyde Says: November 2nd, 2007 at 11:21 pm
It’s time to do like Oklahoma did – House Bill 1804 was passed by overwhelming majorities in both the House and Senate of the Oklahoma Legislature. The measure’s sponsor, State Representative Randy Terrill, says the bill has four main topical areas: it deals with identity theft; it terminates public assistance benefits to illegals; it empowers state and local police to enforce federal immigration laws; and it punishes employers who knowingly hire illegal aliens. We need to cut out the free ride they are getting – punish any business that hire illegals – and build the wall. When the benefits and jobs are gone most of them will leave on their own.
shaun carroll Says: November 5th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
personally i believe that this country should not limit the amount of illegal immigrants allowed in the country. the majority of people living in the United States now are the product of immigration so who are we to tell people of other countries that they aren’t entitled to the same freedom that our ancestors were .
allie Says: November 7th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
okay. there are too many people in america as it is. yes, we did bring immigrants across years ago and still today, but we need to limit the amount of iliegal immigrants in the United States because if they keep on coming in, america will be too crowded, taxes will be raised, and america will be hard to control. And when these immigrants come in, most of them are on well fare. That takes up our tax money and it is not fair. Instead of hundreds of thousands of immigrants coming here, maybe we should make their country a better place so that people from other countries will not want to come over to America. A lot of liberals say we should let them come in, but what happens if the wrong person comes in, and America is in danger again. This may not happen, but we didnt think 911 would happen, but it did. If we make other countries a better place, people here won’t have to worry about any more immigrants. This is just my opinion.
ANONYMOUS Says: December 15th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
The invasion of our country by illegals and the impotence of our government to enforce the law is forcing us in a dark direction. These are the first rumblings of modern sectionalism. Insurrection and perhaps Civil War loom on the horizon. Immigration itself is a good thing. “Gate-Crashing” by millions of people is more dangerous than the foolish people of our time understand. Something must be done now, or we will face dire consequences in the coming decades. Do not let your compassion blind you. Study history and you will see the true danger here. This issue will be the one that divides our Nation. Mark my words and remember.
anonymous Says: January 28th, 2008 at 9:38 am
In other countries for instance china, population control is strictly enforced by the state in the form of forced birth control. These illegals swarming into our country will eventually put us in this position and we will all be limited to the number of offspring, if we are allowed offspring at all. China does not allow illegals to sweep into thier contry, and the penalty range would be steep for individuals that tried. Take the word of these liberals and you will soon be eating rice and beans in a tortilla, and you will be thankful just to get that. That is how they live accross the border, but that is not our fault. It’s the fault of thier own corrupt government, and thier own ideals. Now they are bringing those ideals here and forcing them down our throats. I think that it won’t be long now. investment tip: there are good futures in shotgun shells and canned food.
Christos Says: February 8th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Just happened to find and read this on the web. We have an immigrant issue here also (in Greece). This is getting out of control as well. I feel sorry for people I have to say as we are all human beings of the same god. We had pretty much the same problem here with Kurds. I live in a small town that used to be so quiet that literally you could sleep at night with your front door open. Recently, we would not go out on foot after the sunset. It reached to a point that we had to make a visit to the public prosecutor’s office and say that enough is enough. The very next day the police leased buses and loaded them with Kurds by force to drive them back to the borders with Turkey. My question here is the following: Do governements really have an idea about what is going on or not? Answer: OF COURSE THEY DO. They just don’t care! Where they live they don’t have to be afraid to walk out of the door, do they?
(Apologies for my English)
Christos
G. Calaveras Says: July 21st, 2008 at 3:29 am
The solution is very simple: GIVE W*TB*CKS NOTHING! The U.S. gives illegals everything at the citizens expense.
Here is just one example:
If they have children here, don’t give the children citizenship. These worthless people come here to purposely have children in order to screw America. Let’s not give them free medical, dental, foodstamps, rent assistance and everything else. I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY KIDS, YET I HELP SUPPORT THEIRS?!!! Let them die, for all I care.
Yeah, they come here for an opportunity; that is, an opportunity to screw us! They not only screw us though the government, but also Landlords and private businesses. They refuse to pay rent and just destroy apartments. Since they already have fake names and move from residence to residence, they go ahead and screw the phone companies, car dealers and other such companies by not paying their bills. Who do you think these companies end up charging for the loss? Yeah, us!
No help. No job. No home. No food. Trust me, they shall run back home.
Parker Says: April 9th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Ha, I don’t agree with it all but nice none-the-less
Doug Hall Says: April 9th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Those who talk about amnesty for undocumented immigrants would likely admit that those engaged in illegal and unethical behavior should be excluded. Rocky Mountain Pipe Organ, owned by Roman Uskovits, an illegal alien, (I’m using the un-PC words intentionally) was set up with the help of a Pueblo attorney, James Oliver, who ought to be disbarred. Roman Uskovits is engaged in many illegal and unethical activities and he is facing deportation in November, (I hope!) Let’s see if the wheels of justice are turning properly. (albiet slowly!)
JDBlackman Says: May 7th, 2009 at 12:41 am
If we are every going to solve the illegal alien problem in the U.S.A. we have to clean house in Congress. We have to vote out most of the incumbants! They are the real problem with their sense of entitlement and elitism. If your senator or congressman has been in office for more than 10yrs they are part of the problem and not part of the solution.
LimbaughsDopeDealer Says: May 7th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I love reading the arguments put forth by all of you retarded racists. You’re spoon fed hate by politicians and media who manipulate you into giving them money. I know that last sentence flew over some of your heads. It’s ok, you’re retarded. Don’t blow a mental gasket trying to figure it out. And while we’re on the subject, don’t pretend that you can possibly comprehend a complex issue like illegal immigration. You don’t know chit about it. To the guys saying illegals come here to have children to screw America. OMG you are walking lobotomy patients. Who in the f*, moves to another country to screw that country over by draining the welfare system? Put down the Bud Light for a second, and ask yourself, seriously. What would be the motivation? For those of you who are only semi-retarded, try to realize that it’s economics. We have a demand (cheap labor) that they fill. They are staffing your restaurants, cleaning your schools, and picking your fruit in 100 degree weather. Keep deluding yourself about the hordes of illegals pumping out babies, doing nothing but collecting welfare checks. That’s a convenient myth that you’ve been told to fuel your retarded, hate-filled, racist heads. Most of these people struggle constantly, working their a* off to a make a better life for their families, doing jobs you and your kids wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole. I say put as many as we can on a path to citizenship and thank them for being the backbone of America’s labor force.
amd Says: October 6th, 2009 at 12:57 am
illegal mexicans caused the swine flu outbreak and they are a drain on state economies. it isnt about race limbaughsdopedealer. its about economic survival, health, and upholding the law. for you to understand what im saying i may have to draw it in crayon to you and other liberals like usual for you. people who come here illegaly are a spit in the face of citizens who uphold the law plain and simple and do not belong here.
info Says: January 5th, 2010 at 5:11 am
I am almost certain that this comment will be deleted. But you know what, it is worth it if this knowledge is spread around, if just a little.
I am now wondering. HOW many of you have actually in depth researched this topic?
But, I mean really.
Because I am getting tired of people commenting carelessly, when they have no clue what they are talking about.
I know I am no expert on this subject, but I have done a considerable amount of research on it.
These immigrants, these people you call “criminals” are making America around 37 million dollars a year. Look it up.
Not to mention that most of this money is being made from exploited workers. It is being made from workers who are daily threatened with deportation by greedy American bosses.
And yes, you may say that illegal immigrants take American jobs. But did you know that the employment rate of American high school dropouts is the most impacted by illegal immigrants.
Okay, and you may also say that illegal immigrants are lowering the American economy. But did you also know that this is because many companies do not hire illegals, giving them no choice but to work for low wages. And when they agree to work for lower wages than those of Americans, these Americans are displaced from their job, their employers preferring to pay low wages to illegals over paying fair wages to Americans.
Many of you may say that these illegals have a choice, that they could have made the trip to America legally. And that is true. But did you know, the road to get a visa often takes twenty years or more. Many of these immigrants cannot afford to wait so long, because the country they are living in is plagued by terror, crime, and drugs. That is why they prefer to be an illegal in America. They would much rather have their family hunted by American law than hunted from the problems their country is riddled by.
Yes, America is not to blame for their countries’ misfortunes. But if you were in their situation what would you do? A funny fact is that many of you opposed to immigration are descended from immigrants themselves. Irony? I once read a quote, I cannot remember the author, but paraphrasing it goes something like this: People who arrive in America value themselves by the time they have been here. They look down upon the newly arrived, forgetting that they once were too in the same situation. This could not be said truer.
Many of you cannot imagine the dangers that other countries face.
It will be really hard to find a solution that pleases the majority.
All I say is that shunning illegal immigrants is in a way shunning one’s heritage; it is becoming a hypocrite.
somebody Says: February 18th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Give us a way to continue our life out of the shades. Legalize us, for God’s sakes. There has to be a way. We’ve been here for such a long time, our children were born here, they have learned a way of living already, safe, free, please don’t kick us out. We’ve been god “citizens” without the title. Let’s find a fair way, good enough for both sides of the dilemma.
Kaiser Says: February 18th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Look here, DopeDealer, there IS NO job Americans won’t do, as long as they get paid enough, y’hear?
I hate arguments that rely on pathos.
You think because we honor the Constitution, that we’re racist? YOU are the one whose head is filled with hate, not us. I have heard more hate out of the mouths of La Raza than I have out of the likes of Rush Limbaugh.
What bugs me though are those racist racemongers who shout out from behind their masks at white people to “Go back to Europe”. I’m sorry, and are they pure Native American or something?
They say this is a land of immigrants, and that’s true. But so is Mexico, and many other countries. What is the difference?
The difference is that America is the one people are risking their lives and livelihoods to come here; even so, they need to go through the system like everyone else, or it demeans those who came in the front door and worked hard to make this country the one everyone wants to go to.
Sure, we’re flattered they’d risk being deported to live here in our beautiful country, but isn’t that like saying that it’s a compliment to your beautiful house that someone decided to rob it?
Kaiser Says: February 18th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Oops, * “racist racemongers” is redundant.
Ayyy Girl Says: November 3rd, 2010 at 6:17 pm
The solution is very simple: GIVE W*TB*CKS NOTHING! The U.S. gives illegals everything at the citizens expense.
Here is just one example:
If they have children here, don’t give the children citizenship. These worthless people come here to purposely have children in order to screw America. Let’s not give them free medical, dental, foodstamps, rent assistance and everything else. I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY KIDS, YET I HELP SUPPORT THEIRS?!!! Let them die, for all I care.
Yeah, they come here for an opportunity; that is, an opportunity to screw us! They not only screw us though the government, but also Landlords and private businesses. They refuse to pay rent and just destroy apartments. Since they already have fake names and move from residence to residence, they go ahead and screw the phone companies, car dealers and other such companies by not paying their bills. Who do you think these companies end up charging for the loss? Yeah, us!
No help. No job. No home. No food. Trust me, they shall run back home.
Castor Says: November 4th, 2010 at 4:34 am
AMEN!!