Which One is John Kerry?

Some political analysts and gaff-watchers think it’s just a matter of time before John Kerry makes a mistake. One of these men pictured below could be the next president of the United States. Can you tell which image face is John Kerry and which is Gomer Pyle?

John Kerry or Gomer Pyle? John Kerry or Gomer Pyle?

8 Responses to “Which One is John Kerry?”

  1. I would vote for Gomer on the right before I would ever vote for the Gomer Kerry on the left for President.

  2. Ain’t it great? We can vote for Gomer or Curious George…we can’t win for losing.

  3. Michael Moore and John Kerry would make a perfect team of liars and would really lead us on the broad road that leads to destruction of our souls and all that is good in the world. Ifanticide would make our nation a group of old people with no hope but to die. That is what liberals want just like dictators,every thing their way even if they have to destroy all other human beings in their way. That is precisely what abortion and stem cell research is all about.
    They believe that the wourld is over populated and that is why they support choice and stem cells taken from murdered babies.

  4. oh yes, patty, I agree. Kerry and Moore are TERRIBLE liars, unlike Bush, who only “extremely pads stats” to convince people to go to iraq. tell me why the admin says we’re at war now. Then, tell me the reason why they said the went to war?

  5. When the first Iraqi war was over Saddam agreed to follow certain steps to eliminate the weapons programs he had…..YOU LIBS WITH ME???? Then after 12 years and no comfirmation of the fate of such programs and materials, our president took the slack that the UN left behind…..YOU GOT IT??? 13 years was long enough for him to bury or sell the stuff, its not that its fake or madeup.they let him sell it to some bad dudes! the fact is the UN was too sorry to follow its own resolutions. Nobody harps on the UN. WHY??? Now it comes to light that french officials and other UN members have been raping the oil for food programs. I for one am glad that we have a president who stands up for the few decent people here in USofA! The right thing is never the most popular. Many americans are so morally unsure of there own existance and they question our god given right to protect others rights. We really could use John Kerry…. maybe if america gets a nuke planted in her butt she’ll get the fire back. We got it made. John Kerry killed babies in NAm and he aint stopped yet!!!! Now if he gets his way he will also mutilate the dead babies. It wasnt good enough to kill now he wants to look inside!!! Bill Clinton raised taxes higher than any president in history and John KOrkY will follow in the perverts steps. What the hell did clinton do for us? The internet you say???………well when I try to get some information all I see is a million commercials and lodes of porn. I see the cableintenet commercials and it shows a kid doing school work online but 99% of online use is for PORn. NAFTA sold our countries poor out so low that every mexican dreamed of living with 19 of his closest companions in a shack in Upper America. Do we really need another clinton??? God help us all

  6. In case you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past 4 years here is something you ought to know. The Republicans currently control The House, The Senate, and the Presidency. If you didn’t know that, you don’t matter. After watching what I could stand of the Republican National Convention. I asked myself this question. Why are they so angry? Every single guy goes up and yells about stuff. Why? You own the Government right now, there is no reason to bitch about the past 4 years, if anything is wrong, it’s your fault, and they way you say it all you make it sound like it’s the Democrats’ fault? How is this at all possible? Democrats do not control ANY of the 3 major branches of American Government. Why are you people so angry? Every time I tuned into the Republican National Convention there was some rich white guy yelling at me about something. Also they exploited what few black republicans they have in the party.
    Whether it’s “Democrats trying to demoralize the country” or “Liberals ripping the living shit out of Democracy” it’s always said with angry and furry. If the democrats are managing to screw up America UNDER YOUR WATCH, you seriously suck at controlling what you undoubtly control. This leads to the question, “Why are they so angry anyway?” I think the answer is quite simple: The leaders of the Republican Party are scared, they think they are going to lose, and they think the only way to prevent themselves from losing is scaring people into thinking they are correct. “Compassionate Conservative” is becoming more and more of an oxymoron. While these people claim to “care” and to “hold family values” they stand up on a soap box and scream and yell like there is no tomorrow, which apparently, they think there isn’t one. Last I checked only families heading for divorce yell at their kids and each other. Either the Republicans thirst for power cannot be quenched or they are sacred they will lose.

  7. Well bitchkiller it is like this. We are not angry, we are compassionate about our ideals. Now maybe you don’t understand that and you mistake it for anger but that is your problem. And we may be in power but we know that we have a very formidable foe. No not the Democrats. They are morally bancrupt and led by losers. No our biggest foe is the media and the fashion in which we are portrayed there.

  8. That’s funny – I was just asking someone the other day, Why are the Democrats so angry? 2000 is done and over. Get over it and work on 2004.

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