Worried
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty,
is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Covington.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Campton. She is a part time “working girl.”
All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. But…should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Anonymous Says: May 14th, 2004 at 1:25 am
i forget….what’s wrong with Kerry
Patton Says: May 21st, 2004 at 5:09 pm
He’s old. Oooooooooooollllllddddd.
“Vote for me, filthy plebians.”
-John Kerry, 2004
herb Says: July 18th, 2004 at 9:04 am
Hmmmmmm. If he’s worried because the cousin is a Kerry supporter that must mean the rest of the family supports Bush. Just goes to show what the base of Bush’s support must be
roulette Says: June 5th, 2005 at 3:37 am
I admire you on the willingness to share this info with others - good luck!