MARINES GOING TO FRANCE
President Bush is may send up to 5 marines and a large dog to assist the French in quelling young Muslim rioters.
Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 angry teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France’s ability to hold off the little threat. White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters the situation was grave. “Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now”, said McClellen.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. “If my wifes bridge club were available this would save the United States military a lot of time and effort.”, said Pace.
Pace originally asked for volunteers but stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful French. However several women Marines were recruited to do the jub just prior to taking pregnancy leave saying a trip to Paris would do them some good.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon
as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them so they would “fit in” with the indigenous population.
chitoryu12 Says: December 19th, 2005 at 12:10 am
France: The Nation of Traitors
sedurie Says: January 7th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Five Marines is that correct.
Sorry the French hate the Americans
Hey, the French even hate the French.
I know I was there during the riots.
Oh guess what - you just showed how and why other countries hate us.
You assume the French stink and are dirty and do not shave.
Wrong again. They are cleaner than many Americans are. They Shave clean homes and are very polite. They also do not smell bad.
As to the indigenous population well the indigenous population of America stinks and they do not shave (if a man) do not use deodorant. I actually think indigenous people where ever they live may have this problem.
Grow up learn about the world
The French hate every one but they do not stink
Sedurie
as to the comment above this one read your history books
Tony22 Says: February 26th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
I don’t give a damn if the french shave or not. They are filthy in other ways. They have shown themselves to be pussies and greedy. Heard of the oil scandal… yeah. I just dont like the french. all of the men with balls died in the world wars