WHEN IT SAYS LIBBY, LIBBY, LIBBY…..

Do you remember that old commercial jingle for Libby’s canned foods? It went like this, “When it says Libby’s, Libby’s Libby’s on the lable lable lable, You will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table….

Scooter Libby’s name in the news so much recently made me think of it. I was scanning the radio dail around news time the other day and as I punched my presets each time the name Libby was the first thing I heard. I imagine if you went to a liberal’s cocktail party you could walk by any conversation and hear the word Libby 14 times.

Personally, I love hearing newspeople, pundits and reporters saying the name “Scooter Libby”. No matter how hard they try, they just sound foolish.

ANCHOR: “So tell us John, what’s the mood at the White House?”
REPORTER: “Well Bill, since Scooter Libby was indicted, W and Tricky Dick Cheney have been discussing a possible replacement. Names on the list include Skippy, Spanky, Sleepy, Doc and Dopey.”

Secretly I’m sure liberals are livid that Karl Rove was not indicted because you can sound so serious saying his name.

ANCHOR: So John tell us what’s happening at the scene.
REPORTER: Well Bill, I’ve never scene anything like it. Someone hit the dog, then backed over it, and then hit the dog again. One can only assume it must have been, KARL ROVE!”…back to you Bill.

I think Libby’s real name is something Irving Lewis Libby, which would make his initials I.L.L. That would be appropriate, but not nearly as much fun as Scooter. I hope his name becomes iconic political language, like Robert Bork. Remember when he was nominated for the Supreme Court? He was the first judge that the Democrats really persecuted by digging up supposed dirt and making it sound like some horrible character flaw. That has become known as “borking” a nominee. In Libby’s case, when he is found not guilty his name could become synonymous with any number of procedures. I’ll use them in context so you can see what I mean.

REPORTER: “Boss, I’ve got a great story here that goes all the way to the President.”
EDITOR: “This is not another Scooter is it?”

DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISER: “How are we going to get enough money to fund these TV commercials.”
HOWARD DEAN: “What we need is a good Libby!”

The possibilities are endless! But if I were Scooter Libby’s defense lawyer I’d take it a step further. I would announce that Lewis ” Scooter” Libby is legally changing his name by adding the words “One Bad Motor” in front of Scooter and he will, from this day forward, be known as “One Bad Motor-Scooter”. I can’t wait for the news coverage.

ANCHOR: “Tom, what’ s going on at the White House?”
REPORTER: “Well Bob, the President and the Vice President are welcoming the return on One Bad Motor-Scooter….”

27 Responses to “WHEN IT SAYS LIBBY, LIBBY, LIBBY…..”

  1. Buck, I want to comment on The french post but you’ve closed it down, So I will state my opinnion on this area.

    I must say that the post is a new low even for you. what happened to “Helping People find Justice and the American way!” Oh, thats right, that only works if they work in our interests, france decided they didn’t want to get involved in a war as contravercial and long and dragged out as this one will turn out to be, so therefore they are unworthy of American aid, even though they Aided us when Katrina leveled the Gulf Coast.

    Further more I dislike your Steriotypical comments about French Hygene. Show Some respect, These are people who helped us in a time of need, even when we boycott their goods and tarnish their name. Why can’t we do the same for them?

  2. The french helped us :) LOL. I dont recall the US ever needed to wave the white flag (although the demmies would have us do that now). That is all the french have to offer. They are EXCELLENT AT IT.

    What is VERY VERY interesting is the Demmies that came to the rescue of Sandy Burglar (i mean Berger) and are now blowing this Valerie Blame up. Do you recall that Sandy Burglar (President CLintons “National Security Advisor”) stole classified information by tucking it away in his underwear and socks and later said he forgot he had it on him.

    Most elected democrats nowadays should substitute the (D) with a (H) next to their name. H for Hypocracy.

    Good news, as I have said in many other posts, the truth ALWAYS prevails and the far left hasnt told the truth in many many years. It shows in every poll that has counted since 1994 (elections).

  3. Righty, Cut the French sterioptype crap.

    I’d be suprised if you’ve even know a frenchman or have set foot in the country.

    The French came to our Aid During Katrinia, if you might recall they offered us large amounts of food and water to distribute to Hurican Victims.

    They offered Aid to a country that eversince the Iraq War broke out, has done little but show the same ignorant attitude towards them, as you have.

    Who’s the “bigger man” in this scenario?

  4. oh and by the way, The Right hasn’t exactly been know for it’s absolute truth either.

    Lieing is a trait shown by ALL politicians to further their agendas,

    and I’m interested to know how much historical information you truly know about Bill clinton other than the crap the media feeds you.

    For instance you probably think he did nothing to fight terrorism… which is commonly spun by the right because he never declared war, or Im interested if you know just how many times he used his Veto on Bills passed by his republican Congress.

    get back to me when you’re cought up on your recent history, I look forward to it.

  5. So basically, you have no facts and you want me to go investigate Bill Clinton. NO thanks. I am not into wild goose chases. There is nothing there. If he did anything, he enabled Bin Laden to continue his plans of terror. We were attacked multiple times under Clinton and the most he did was bomb asprin factories.

    Here is what Bill Clinton did for our economy. He led us into the fastest, deepest recession in modern history and it took the Bold tax Cuts of President Bush to bring us out of it the QUICKEST IN HISTORY. He did it while entertaining the worst terrorist attack in history and while enduring the fallout of MCI WorldCom, Enron, ETC (All of which took place on Clintons Watch) Those are FACTs. Can’t be denied.

    I am going to guess that you are one that blames Bush for the economy, even though the recession started PRIOR to him taking office. PRIOR TO HIM TAKING OFFICE. And let me guess your want everyone to beleive it was because the economy knew he was coming into office LOL. a $10 trillion economy turning on a dime!

    Anyone with an IQ above 20 knows that’s ridiculous. Clinton’s claim to fame is teaching our children things they dont need to know.

    Funny, when i read your responses, they are all accusations or opinions and NEVER facts. Just like John Kerry’s campaign. A little of complaints but no substance or ideas.

    The day your party gets some ideas and gets out of the hate business will be the day I worry they have a chance of anything politically.

  6. Righty, I have already stressed the facts if you’d bother to read any of my other posts.

    But if you insist on wasting my time with your childish statments, I’ll re-post it to you.

    Oh, and If I were you, before geting on me for mot re-stating facts already posted, try providing some yourself, your statments are interesting but you have little to no supporting data.

    Ok, Now to appease your childish whining I’ll provide you with the same information I sated in “The Truth About The Middle East”

    “Bin Laden was officially wanted by the United States in connection with the August 7, 1998 bombings of the United States embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya, that killed 225 people and injured more than 4000. Since June 1999, bin Laden has been listed as one of the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives and FBI Most Wanted Terrorists. Al-Quida was allegedly involved in several unsuccessful conspiracies, including the 2000 millennium attack plots to bomb Los Angeles airport, several tourist sites in Jordan and the USS The Sullivan’s, and well as the subsequent Paris embassy terrorist attack plot. The al-Quida organization was allegedly responsible for the successful USS Cole bombing in October 2000. now, you can add 9/11 to that list.

    In response to these attacks, President Bill Clinton ordered a freeze on assets linked to bin Laden. Clinton also signed an executive order authorizing bin Laden’s arrest or assassination. In August 1998, the U.S. military launched an assassination attempt using cruise missiles. The attack failed to harm bin Laden but killed 19 other people. The U.S. offered a US$25 million reward for information leading to bin Laden’s apprehension or conviction and, in 1999, convinced the United Nations to impose sanctions against Afghanistan in an attempt to force the Taliban to extradite him. So don’t blame Clinton for the strength of Al-Quida.”

    Speaking Of Bin Loden, what ever Happened to “Dead or Alive?” that kind of died at torah borah i think, Apperently Iraq, a disabled, broken, and more a minor inconvinence than a true threat, is more important than the man that orchastrated the sencless slaughter of American CIvilians that was 9/11.

    Immer mit die Täuschung. Schade.

    Das ist alles, danke.

  7. Thanks for making my point… President Clinton knew about Terrorism and we were attacked multiple times under his watch. He tried he Politics of the left and proved it DOESN’T WORK. 9/11 is your FACT that proves that. Well, since 9/11 President Bush led a overwhelming response that has stopped Terrorist attacks on our soil.

    What we need to do is STAY the course and make sure that the politics of the left (cut and run and “diplomacy”) NEVER PREVAIL AGAIN!

  8. so righty, Clinton led us into the “fastest deepest recession in modern history”?? He was in office 8 years, at the end of which we had a very large surplus. Now for us to have a surplus after 8 years even with Clinton’s “recession” well one would have to think that Clinton started his first term with some huge uber surplus that he could just piss away in the record time that you speak of. This implies that George 1 had said surplus at the end of his term, but then why did he have to raise taxes after his famous “no new taxes” speach that he caught all kinds of hell for?? He had to because there was no surplus until Clinton. Seriously, the fastest recession…but a surplus after 8 years…that it only took George 2 a few years to turn into a deficit the size of which we have never seen, that’s not a smart statement. Oh and your boy in the oval office has borrowed more money from foreign investors and banks than the previous 40 presidents combined. Now that’s what I call a fiscal conservative.

  9. Alright so I posted a comment/reply to this earlier today. I was hoping to find an intelligent reply that would spark some intelligent debate, but instead I find that my post has been deleted. Anyone care to tell me why?

  10. alright I have no idea whats going on. Ten seconds ago my post wasn’t there and now it is. I respectfully rescind my second post.

  11. Guns and bombs are ineffective in a war of ideologies. We can only defeat terroism with ideas. We have to generate ideas that appeal to the hearts and minds of the arab world more effectively than the ideas of jihadists do. Killing arabs and other muslims increases the appeal of the jihadist movement to muslim youth and greatly enhances the recruitment for the armies of our terrorist enemies. I think that our politicians are finally starting to see the truth of this and most of the American public is starting to finally get it too. The “stay the course” (btw, stay what course? Flying by the seat of your pants as Bush has been doing. That’s a pathetic approach) is suicidal.

  12. Righty, you actually think we’re safe from terrorist attack just because we’re fighting insergents in Iraq???

    for 1, the insergency in Iraq has no way to preform terror attacks anywhere and never did, the weapons they have are stolen from unsecure aamuntion depo’s in Iraq.

    2. Im assuming you don’t live in a costal state, because if you did, you’d know there are still terror cells poping up all over in the U.S, mainly in the costal areas such as Seattle, Portland, New York had one I think, etc…

    You realize Al queda’s strategy has changed, they no longer WANT to attack the U.S, they want to attack our Allies such as spain, Brittian, etc… for the soul purpose of Isolating the U.S, which our current forign policy is doing a pretty good job of on it’s own.

    3. You won’t get anywhere by attacking Left wing politicians for crimes. Because the same ploys can be used for republicans too, maybe you havn’t heard, but ALL politicans share a simular trait of lieing, stealing, minipulating, and obstructing to further their agendas. And based on your attacks of the democratic party, It seems you have made the mistake of thinking I’m one of them. Maybe it will help the debate if you realized I’m a registered Republican.

    well, I got to get ready for my vacation, I look forward to your reply monday.

    Das ist alles, danke.

  13. Lunchbox, you may need a lesson in economics 101.

    First, lets get the facts straight. President Clintons administration “PROJECTED” a surplus. It had not arrived yet, it was only projected.

    Second, The Taxes that President Bush 41 signed into law was a DEMCRATIC BILL. The DEMOCRATS ran congress back then and the only way Bush could get his agenda signed into law was to let the democrats also get their Tax Hike in. Then they stabbed him in the back in ‘92 elections.

    Thirdly, The current deficit is no where near what it was back in the ’80s when you compare it to the GDP. Compare it this way. If you have an income of $10,000 a year and you owe $5,000. Now take someone that has an income of $100,000 a year and they owe $10,000. The guys that owes $10,000 owes more but has a much better ability to repay.
    Yes, the deficit is $300 billion but the GDP is multiple what it was back in the 80s. Go research it.

    Forthly, and most important, there is ABSOLUTELY no direct relationship between a surplus and a recession. President Clinton raised taxes in the early/mid 90s and it caught up to him. President Clinton did NOTHING with respect to the economy from ‘95 on. Corporate Scandals ran rampid.

    In 2Q 2000 the economy actually took a steep dip to a recession. The recession started in late 1st Quarter 2001 (Bush took office in mid/late Jan 2001) Those are the facts. A $10 Trillion dollar economy doesnt turn on a dime. So to claim President Bush has ANYTHING to do with the Recession of 2001 is absurd. Only Bush Haters (10-20% of the radical left) believe that crap.

    Back to the deficit being run right now…
    Over the 8 years President Clinton was in office, he cut our military by nearly 50% while increasing slightly some entitlements (welfare, etc). This is EXACTLY HOW HE PROJECTED A SURPLUS. He Cut Military which is was 40% of our total Federal Budget.

    Clinton almost ignored the build up of Terrorism and responded minimally when we were attacked. AND he continued to cut the Military. So…. Bush comes to office, 9 1/2 Months later we have a MAJOR Terrorist Attack that sends us to War. YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WAR. So guess what, we have a deficit.

    If you are just a Bush Hater, then you will just ignore all the facts. I welcome you to research it yourself. They are facts and facts dont change.

  14. Did I read that right? Did you say 9-11 is the reason for the war? You just love your talking points don’t you?

  15. Righty,
    When you say things like Clinton cut the military by 40%, people think that you are insane. How could you even pull a number like that out of your tail? He proposed the biggest increase in military spending since Reagan. see the following to refresh your memory (you must just be a Clinton-hater to come up with this stuff).

    http://www.factcheck.org/article139.html

    http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/24/pentagon.budget/

  16. Righty,
    You also remember that Clinton cut welfare spending by $55 billion, don’t you? You have slurping up the poison from the Limbaugh-O’Reilly misinformation fountains for so long that you have no contact with real facts.

  17. For Paul on greenhouse gases - they are at their hightest in 650,000 years and how man-made influences are measured are discussed in the article.

    enjoy,
    http://www.nature.com/news/2005/051121/full/051121-14.html

  18. Righty,
    Did you know that under the Clinton administration the US spent more on the military than every other nation on earth combined? Isn’t it amazing to think that we can spend more than the rest of the world combined and hawks still think that isn’t enough? One cannot make sense of such perverse thinking.

  19. A few comments..

    First, I do not hate Bill Clinton. I do believe he was absolutely over his head as president and accomplished almost nothing. It was not his fault as that is what he had on his resume from his Arkansas days and this country elected him.

    Secondly…
    http://www.freecongress.org/commentaries/2002/021205PW.asp

    There is an Excellent article on how AWEFUL he was when it came to the military and military spending.

    Thirdly…
    How do we know what gasses were in the air 650,000 years ago. That has to be the most ridiculous statement I have heard in a long time. Remember, scientists are correcting themselves daily so why would you believe they can determine the air quality 650,000 years ago. I definitely got my laugh out of that one.

    Forthly, I do recall he jumped on the 1994 Republicans “contract with America” and signed their desires into law to reduce welfare spending. That was one of many morphs he did after the 1994 landslide elections (which have continued ever since)

  20. Righty, fossil and soi8l samples can eisly determin the gasses in the atmosphere 65 million years ago, you just have to dig, and be carefull because it’s basesed on soil layers, for example, 1 layer may contain more nitrogen or oxygen than the other, or more carbon in the case of global warming and cooling.

    look into Earth science, it’s a very interesting subject

  21. Righty,
    Don’t tell me that you are one of those medieval anti-science conservatives. Embrace science and leave the 12th century man.

  22. Righty
    Read the article dingbat. The gases were trapped in bubbles formed and trapped in the ice 650 thousand years ago. Look at the methods and attempt a rational critique based on information not blind dufus-like wild guesses about how the science works. Stupid is as stupid does.

  23. A fantastic summary of the global warming issue and even explanations of how scientists measure CO2 from 650 years ago can be found at today’s (12/03/05) CBC Quirks and Quarks science show. You can listen to it. Scroll down the page and check out the various issues discussed. http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/archives/05-06/dec03.html

    Dare to learn

  24. I’m trying REALLY hard to laugh at liberals here. Help me out, ok?

    How does this make Scooter Libby, a conservative, less of a crook? ‘Cause I missed that part…

  25. Right this moment, the current CNN Headline reads:

    “Former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby has been found guilty on multiple counts in the CIA leak case.”

    Who’s laughin’ now???

    -David Reed
    Bangor, Maine
    (A genuine “Libby-Libby-Libby” Descendent)

  26. Hey wingnuts! scooter got some of what he deserved. He helped to screw up our only reliable intelligence asset in Iran. So much for the republican lie that they are protecting us. Face it, you republicans are lying cheating, stealing, sex-and drug crazed (see ted haggart and rush limbaugh) hypocrites. If there’s any justice in this world, shotgun dick will be the next one of you bums to go to trial.

  27. comments like fatbob’s is one of the reasons why there is still partisanship not only in congress, but also in mainstream america.

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