Letter from a Senior Citizen

I am a senior citizen.

During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.

I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.

I lost my job.

I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my homes.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry and Senator Kennedy want to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House.

Bush has to go.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein

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7 Responses to Letter from a Senior Citizen

  1. tom says:

    thats a funny one

  2. Van says:

    Prequel:

    Before the Reagan and first Bush administrations (George H.W.), I was a homeless soldier fighting Soviet backed Iranians for the U.S. During their administrations, I was given money, weapons, training, and intelligence support. Thanks to their help, I got my well paying job, vacation homes, wives, children, etc.

    -Saddam Hussein

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  4. nutslikebush says:

    Here is something really funny about the Haggard story, just to lighten the mood.
    http://tomburka.com/

  5. Emory says:

    That’s funny, nutslikebush :)

  6. kolran says:

    Little kid on playground: Hey, Look! That kid has weapons of mass destruction!
    2nd little kid with a stick: I deny having weapons of mass destruction!
    3rd little kid: Tackle him anyway!
    2nd little kid is searched, but has no weapons besides the stick. The stick is confinscated.

    Five minutes later after school.

    2nd little kid to 1st and 3rd little kid: Remember when you tackled me?
    3rd little kid and 2nd little kid: Yes
    2nd little kid: While you never got my weapon, I smuggled it and gave it to 4th little kid and now I have it back.
    2nd little kid runs to teacher and 3rd little kid gets shot.

    Can any of you make any sense out of this? I think it is a very good representation of what is happening in Iraq and the mistakes we must aviod.

  7. nutslikebush says:

    Saddam didn’t write this. It was written by former Enron executives.

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