Laugh at Liberals Archive for January, 2007
Our Stolen Futures
Now this is not some left wing BS to try and keep the US voting for their party. Well worth the read!!!!!
Since the first Earth Day, the dilemma we call an “environmental crisis” has escalated from concerns about dirty air and dirty water to the global jeopardy of deteriorating and increasingly unstable planetary systems. Why haven’t three decades of environmental activism, more than thirty Earth Days, and two Earth summits been able to turn this crisis around?
Nancy Pelosi’s second hundred hours
Encouraged by the success of her first hundred hours, Nancy Pelosi has released her agenda for the next hundred. They include:
1. Closing racial disparities in the sport of fencing.
2. Body armor for every man, woman, and child in America.
3. Free and compulsory grad school.
4. Windfall profit tax on iPods and bebe t-shirts.
5. Extend the fairness doctrine to the dinner table by having college professors sit in on conference calls.
6. Limit the pay of corporate executives to 99% of Nancy Pelosi’s income.
7. Michael Moore international airport.
8. Mandate gender-neutral pegs in Milton Bradley’s Game of Life.
Wait ’till hours 201-300.
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What IS the big deal?
Homosexual activists want to change the law so that homosexual ‘couples’ have the same status as married heterosexual couples. The battle cry is “the same rights as all Americans”.
As I mentioned in a comment…
Let’s be REAL CLEAR here:
No one is refusing homosexuals the right to vote.
No one is putting them in jail or prison for blatant disregard for the law.
No one owns them or can claim them as property.
No one is rounding them up and putting them in slums or concentration camps.
No one is forcing them to wear a sign saying “I’m a homosexual”.
No one is rationing their food.
The government is not requiring them to be exterminated.
They are not being identified and sent to the front lines in Iraq.
There is not a government mandate for them to be publicly ridiculed.
Our troops do not raid their houses or businesses and shoot them.
Our police protect them and our fire fighters save them; in fact, they ARE police and fire fighters and soldiers and doctors and lawyers and any in occupation that they choose.
Public school, paid for by our tax dollars, has curriculum that supports their lifestyle as “alternative” and encourages embracing “diversity”.
Our children are taught in elementary school that the homosexual lifestyle is normal and acceptable.
So, what IS the big deal? Why the big hubub and fit-throwing over the activists not getting what they want?
Who has the problem here? The average joe and jane American living their everyday life
or the activists wanting their own way, and pointing fingers and calling names?
Again, let’s be clear:
This is not about basic human rights.
So, what is it REALLY about?
You tell me.
Rep. Wu.’s statements spur violence on Klingon planets throughout the universe
Klingon Worlds are aflame today as Klingons react to Rep. David Wu’s inference that Klingons are warlike and unreasonable. The state department has issued a warning to Americans on the Klingon planet of Klinzhai to return home or stay indoors for fear of Klingon mobs. Klingon representative Lord Katai Ka’Min informed Condoleeza Rice that the Klingon empire will file a formal complaint tomorrow. “Rep. Wu’s statement is unacceptable. My government will not stand for it.”
Wu’s statement has created a strong reaction here in the United States as well, with many seeing Wu’s words as an indication that anti-Klingon feelings still exist here on Earth. Berkley professor Dr. Sawyer, an expert on specism explained how Wu’s statement was a throwback to Federation War I when the government encouraged anti-Klingon propaganda to build support for the war and motivate human soldiers. “The traditional view of the Klingon is that of a barely intelligible war-worshiping barbarian,” said Dr. Sawyer. “Hollywood, for example, collaborated with the government to create the image of the bloodthirsty Klingon,” Dr. Sawyer continued, “and for many years, until positive portrayals like that of LT Dorf became more common, the only thing humans saw Klingons do on screen was kill.” Dr. Sawyer also pointed out that many of the Klingons in human movies weren’t even Klingons, but humans dressed as Klingons, “People look at Christopher Lloyd now and laugh, but that’s the way it was.”
Meanwhile, the president of the Vulcan Student Association at UCLA issued the following statement: “The Vulcan Student Association is stunned by the illogic of Rep. Wu’s remarks. His hateful and ignorant address not only insulted Klingons but perpetuated the stereotype of Vulcans as nerds and model aliens. We want Wu to know that both Klingons and Vulcans are diverse races.” Afterwards, a Vulcan student commented off the record that Wu might make Klingons mad and that “you know how Klingons get when they’re mad.”
French-Klingon youth, upset at Wu’s remarks, says he’d rather destroy Paris than be treated like a second-class citizen. The French are planning another march of reconciliation if Klingons make good on their promise to burn down the city.
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