Laugh at Liberals Archive for October, 2007
WHAT IS A LIBERAL? Part 1
What is a liberal?
First and foremost a liberal is an elitist. They think they are smarter than you. They think you are so stupid and that you can’t think, deduce or act for yourself. That is why liberals want to control government instutions. Liberals view government and schools and other institutions as tools to steer you in the right direction because you’re to stupid to get there on your own. Here is an interesting fact. A Pew Research Poll discovered that five times more journalists identified themselves as liberals than conservative. Another poll of Ivy League professors had 87% identifying themselves as being liberal or progressive. Now we all know the old axiom, those who can do and those who can’t teach, but I would submit to you that this percentage is so extraordinarily lopsided because liberals have an intrinsic desire to shape opinion to their own belief so they gravitate to jobs like journalism and teaching.
DEMOCRATS FIDDLE WHILE CALI BURNS
Sen. Barbara Boxer was all over the media yesterday talking about how the war in Iraq was causing the California fire to burn out of control due to the lack of equipment and manpower available because of National Guard troop deployment. Of course the commander of the National Guard in Calinfornia said they had all the equipment they needed and have received everything they asked for. (I guess he’s a liar just like Petraeus?)
HYSTERICAL WOMEN, ALSO KNOWN AS LIBERALS
This hysterical, shrieking woman who accosted Sec. Rice could be your next Secretary of Defense.
The Proud Liberal
There lived a lib’ral oh so proud
And a podunker man was he;
He had a love for lying loud
Loud he did and with smiling glee.
His lies were dark, wicked and mean
From deep within his wicked soul.
He spread his filth with words obscene
Sounding just like a lib’ral troll.
Such a troll is a dork enrolled
In a life deprived of the truth.
He spins a tale with Satan’s mold
And trims it with lib’ral abuse.
PROGRESS IN IRAQ
This report was written by Michael Yon, an independent journalist working in Iraq. He is supported solely by people who send him contributions. http://michaelyon-online.com/
SETTLING DOWN: Rashi In Transition
By Michael Yon
Baghdad — The Rashid district of Baghdad is one of the most dangerous areas of the country. Violence has plummeted in Rashid over the past months but the area remains dangerous. Meanwhile, reconciliation is occurring and I have been able to witness meetings and results first-hand. Certain areas of Rashid that were previously war-zones already are nearly free of violence. This is a direct result of American-led reconciliation and follow-on. There are immediate consequences for those areas that settle down; they begin receiving support in the form of micro-grants, civil projects, and easy dialogue with the government, and so these neighborhoods are getting a head start on those who lag. On a larger scale this has happened at provincial level: The examples of Kurds up north, and the citizens of Anbar more recently out West, are causing Iraqis to pay attention.
WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN?
I’ve been taken to task by NutsLikeBush, a regular liberal poster here on LAL, for a column I posted back in 2005. The title of the column was THE WAR IN IRAQ IS JUST, RIGHT AND ALMOST OVER. For my money, the just and right part are still as true today as they were when the war started. By invading Iraq the Bush administration created a “front” in the war against terror. A gamble to be sure, but a master stroke as well. Terrorism cannot fight and win a conventional war and Iraq has forced the terror masters to focus attention and resources in one location.
FAKE SOLDIERS: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF AMERICAN ATROCITIES
Our sources in Iraq have, with great personal risk, smuggled these photos out of the quagmire to reveal torture and various atrocities perpetrated by American soldiers.
Here Interrogators force Iraqi insurgents to SEE-SAW untll they reveal the wearabouts of weapons caches’.
Here an American soldier is seen using “Bearding” against a defenseless Iraqi child. This technique causes chaffing and redness. Notice the Iraqi informant holding the childi is grimacing in pain at the mere thought of having fresh stubble rubbed against him.
WHAT GENERAL SANCHEZ REALLY SAID
No cherry picking here. This is the full text of General Sanchez’s speech to members of the media who cover military issues. Give his words some thoughtful consideration and then tell me who he is really accusing of failure in the Iraq war effort.
GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
SOME OF YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT I AM GLAD TO BE HERE. WHEN SIG ASKED ME IF I WOULD CONSIDER ADDRESSING YOU THERE WAS NO DOUBT THAT I SHOULD COME INTO THE LION’S DEN. THIS WAS IMPORTANT BECAUSE I HAVE FIRMLY BELIEVED SINCE DESERT SHIELD THAT IT IS NECESSARY FOR THE STRENGTH OF OUR DEMOCRACY THAT THE MILITARY AND THE PRESS CORPS MAINTAIN A STRONG, MUTUALLY RESPECTFUL AND ENABLING RELATIONSHIP. THIS CONTINUES TO BE PROBLEMATIC FOR OUR COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY DURING TIMES OF WAR. ONE OF THE GREATEST MILITARY CORRESPONDENTS OF OUR TIME, JOE GALLOWAY, MADE ME A BELIEVER WHEN HE JOINED THE 24TH INFANTRY DIVISION DURING DESERT STORM.
THE RUSH AMENDMENT
What is it about Rush LImbaugh that drives liberals crazy? It’s the fact that people listen to him. Rush describes himself as the most dangerous man in America and to liberals he is, because people listen to him. Recently several Democrats took the floor in congress to denounce Rush for calling American soldiers, phony soldiers. The only problem with their protestations was the truth. Rush never called American soldiers, phony soldiers. He referred to one soldier, Jesse MacBeth, as a phony soldier. This is the same Jesse MacBeth who claimed to be a decorated corporal in the Army Rangers, suffering from PTSD after tours of duty in Afghanistan and Iraq. He claimed to witness muslim bodies hung from rafters by U.S. soldiers, the murder of innocent civilians in Iraq. Most importantly, Jesse MacBeth claimed to be an a member of the military who was fed up with our policy in Iraq and fed up with George Bush. Liberals lauded him for his courage to speak truth to power. Just one problem. He’s a liar.