Laugh at Liberals Archive for November, 2007
THE CNN REPUBLICAN DEBATE AND YOU-TUBE BOTANICAL GARDEN
With so many plants i n the CNN Republican debate they must have been serving Miracle-Gro instead of coffee in the concession stand! Anderson Cooper, quite the scooper, how does your garden grow?
The blogs are raging with fall out from the Democratic operatives who were allowed face time during a Republican debate. Hey, aren’t Republican debates for Republicans and maybe to a lesser extent, undecided voters? Well take a look here at the information being compiled on Michelle Malkin’s site and here at Free Republic.
The first flower that bloomed on the plant stalk was about retired Brig. Gen. Keith H. Kerr. Bill Bennett pointed out last night, during the debate, that Kerr, while claiming to be a “concerned undecided voter” is actually a gay activist who served on a steering committee for Hillary Clinton’s campaign. As MSNBC host Joe Scarboro said “It’s total crap that nobody at CNN didn’t no this.” Once that blossom hit the sun bloggers started researching and here is what has turned up….SO FAR!
The YouTuber called “Journey” aka “Paperserenade” who asked a question about abortion is a declared John Edwards supporter and even has a video posted of her wearing a John Edwards in 08 T-shirt.
And as they say in the infomercials, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Turns out that concerned undecided voter, David Cercone from Pompano Beach, FL Who’s YouTube question was about Log Cabin Republicans is….wait for it….
A Barack Obama supporter. Not just a supporter. His published YouTube profile says he is inspired by Obama’s sincerity, earnestness and vision for change. Why is this guy being allowed to ask questions in a Republican debate?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S EVEN MORE!
LeeAnn Anderson, a “concerned mother of two who “constructed” a question that tied lead paint chips, adoption and the exporting of jobs all into one monologue with a question mark. TURNS OUT SHE IS A UNION ACTIVIST in Pittsburg and an aide to Leo Gerard, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STEEL WORKERS UNION who is also an announced John Edward’s endorsement. Her question from the debate is posted on the United Steel Workers website, right next to the ‘CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT JOHN EDWARDS BUTTON.”
Excuse me, I’d like two tickets to Manchuria please!
NOW I’M NOT SAYING CNN DID ALL THIS ON PURPOSE…..WAIT….YES, I AM. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING. How is this for a vast LEFT WING CONSPIRACY. An international news organization with a liberal bias conducts a debate for Republican candidates. The debate format, which supposedly allows regular American’s a chance to ask real questions is rigged to allow Democratic operatives to craft specific questions and portray these questions as being legitimate concerns of average Americans. The questions and responses are then posted on on Democrat and liberal leaning websites within hours in an attempt to demonstrate how “out of touch” with mainstream America the Republicans really are. COME ON.
THIS CALLS FOR A REPUBLICATION OF MY NOW FAMOUS QUESTIONS FROM A PLANT SCRIPT. PLEASE USE THIS WITH THE KIDS OR AS PART OF YOUR UPCOMING CHRISTMAS PLAY AT SCHOOL OR CHURCH!
HILLARY: I want to thank you all for coming and now I’ll take your questions, yes you in the corner.
PLANT#1: Hi, my name is Phil. Phil O’dendren and I’d like you to address water quality.
HILLARY: Thanks Phil. There’s not much we can do about the water, but if you get sick I’ll make sure you get adequate health care….next question.
PLANT#2: Hi, my name is Rose. Rose Bush
CROWD: (BOO…HISS….BOO)
PLANT#3: NO….I’M NOT RELATED! Anyway, I’ve got several issues that have been a thorn in my side for some time now, but the most important issue for me is climate change. I don’t want my growing season shortened because of corporate grease.
HILLARY: I think you meant to say corporate greed.
PLANT#2: Oh, right…corporate greed. Anyway, as president, what will you do to stop global warming?
HILLARY: Well Rose, there’s nothing we can do about global warming, but if you do start to wither and die because of heat exposure, my comprehensive health care plan will ensure that your petals will stay fresh and sweet smellling as long as you live…Last question please.
PLANT#3:(sobbing)Oh..m..my God…I’m so scared…(sobbing…)
HILLARY: OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS PICKED A WEEPING WILLOW….NEXT…
PLANT#4: My name is Mary Juana and I came across the border illegally. Can I get a drivers license?
HILLARY: NEXT!…..
MIKE HUCKABEE FOR PRESIDENT?
I watched Mike Huckabee on Fox News Sunday this morning. I think he hit it out of the ballpark! Huckabee gets better ever time I see him and where I was discounting his campaign a few months ago, now I have to give him a second look. Could Mike Huckabee really be president?
Mike was a Baptist minister before getting into politics. I never met him as govenor but I did meet him when he preached at Beech Street Baptist Church in Texarkana. I was PD at a the local News/Talk station and we carried programming from his church. I also did some work for Acts TV, the local, low power, TV station that his church funded and grew into a great community asset. My sister also did some volunteer work on his campaign for Lt. Govenor. I know that Mike Huckabee is genuinely concerned about people on a personal level, but he is also concerned about the institutions that are charged with serving people, the church and government.
Running a church, especially a large church, is like running a large business. It requires skill, ingenuity and determination. Fortunately, everyone believes the employee handbook is gospel…because it is. It’s the bible, but none-the-less, the pastor is ultimately the only personal responsible for the sacred trust of running a multi-faceted instituion that has the sole mission of serving people. That’s some good experience for a president to have, don’t you think?
As govenor of Arkansas, Huckabee was only the fourth Republican govenor in the state’s history. Arkansas is a Democrat stronghold and a Republican govenor has few friends to turn too. Huckabee also inherited a state in termoil from a scandal-ridden administration and suffering from #49 syndrome. (Thank God for Mississippi!) Huckabee did preside over some substantial tax increases, but there were some extenuating circumstances. A couple of lawyers sued the state on behalf of a poor rural school district in Southeast Arkansas and the Supreme Court ended up ordering the state to do something about it. That ultimately lead to higher taxes and some tough decisions. Arkansas’ roads also need vast improvements and Huckabee did something about it.
I was impressed with his Fox News Sunday appearance and the way he handled questions about his record, his personality his campaign. He was honest and didn’t parse any words.
I was also shocked to learn that he is proposing a consumtion tax to replace the income tax. I’m concerned because there are a lot of entities with a vested interest in keeping the income tax just the way it is, but if you go to his web site, www.mikehuckabee.com, and read about his consumption tax proposal, it makes a lot of sense.
I guess what I’m saying is, I am still undecided about who I think would be a good candidate for president, but the more I look, the more I like Mike.
The Lib’ral Fool
Lib’ral! Poor fool.
You need more school
To show how you’re so wrong;
While nought you know
Of why it’s so
You simply go along.
Such lies, such hate,
An evil state,
Remorse you never show.
No truth, no light,
Dark blight!
You really think you know.
I wish, I wish
We both could fish
And I could make you understand
That all is well
If you would tell
The truth upon demand.
Delusional Liberals on Iraq
This is what really amazes me about liberals in regards to oil and Iraq! As is well known Iraq is sitting on a pretty large reserve of oil! We are there primarily to secure our oil reserves in the middle east and promote stability in the region as to prevent another (ecological disaster such as when Saddam blew up the oil wells) and to make sure we in fact have a nice steady supply of oil (with stable pricing) in the future. By democratizing Iraq we help to stabilize oil pricing and help give us a littleleverge over the Saudis by influencing Iraqi oil reserves on the oil market!
George Bush realized how dangerous the situation was and took the most logical action by removing Saddam, stabilizing the region which was a win win situation not only for the security of our nation (no terrorism in America since 9/11) but creating a stabilizing effect in the long term for oil prices! Iraq was the perfect entry point into the middle east to accomplish multiple goals! The fact is the only reason the liberals hate him so much is they know this fact as well as the conservatives do! Libs only hate Bush because they know he’s right and history will prove him right and them wrong! what makes you laugh is you would think liberals did not use gasoline, home heating fuel, or plastic! The fact is and I will bet the farm on it is if a liberal is voted into theWhitehouse they will come up with some lame excuse to not remove the troops in Iraq! They will just lie to the American people though campaign promises to bring back our troops while understanding all alone Bush did the right thing! The libs try to pretend they don’t use oil! If the libs really and truly cared about global warming we would have a 100 percent tax credit on solar and alternative energy systems in this country!
Gore’s inconvenient truth is that he and his administration did nothing to promote solar energy though tax credits the entire time he was in office! A solar powered America would not only be pollution free but it would also be energy independent with no government control over the people via the control and flow of energy! And we know the libs need central control over everything! the point is they pedal pure BS while there agenda is the same as the conservatives! Moral of the story is the libs are as attached to the oilteet as the conservatives are because we are on an oil economy until things change and they haven’t done anything for real to change that fact!
QUESTIONS FROM A PLANT?
By now you’ve heard. Hillary Clinton’s staff planted a question in the audience at a recent rally…OH MY GOD! ALERT THE MEDIA…NO WAIT, THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING…CALL ALEX TREBECK….
My question is, so what? It is done by every campaign, probably every day. That is politics my friend. Put on your big girl panties and get used to it. The only mistake Hillary’s campaign made was in denying that they did it. Wouldn’t the better answer have been. “Yes, we planted the question. It is a convenient way to get important issues in front of the American people and every campaign does it…next question please…no, not from you, from the guy with the red hat and the cue cards.”
Now the girl who asked the question says they showed her a notebook that had several questions written down. The one they wanted her to ask had (college student) in parenthesis above it. I love it! All she needed was a sign that said I’M YOUR PLANT. Hey wait, that gives me an idea.
Would’nt it be interesting if the plant, was an acutal plant?
HILLARY: I want to thank you all for coming and now I’ll take your questions, yes you in the corner.
PLANT#1: Hi, my name is Phil. Phil O’dendren and I’d like you to address water quality.
HILLARY: Thanks Phil. There’s not much we can do about the water, but if you get sick I’ll make sure you get adequate health care….next question.
PLANT#2: Hi, my name is Rose. Rose Bush
CROWD: (BOO…HISS….BOO)
PLANT#3: NO….I’M NOT RELATED! Anyway, I’ve got several issues that have been a thorn in my side for some time now, but the most important issue for me is climate change. I don’t want my growing season shortened because of corporate grease.
HILLARY: I think you meant to say corporate greed.
PLANT#2: Oh, right…corporate greed. Anyway, as president, what will you do to stop global warming?
HILLARY: Well Rose, there’s nothing we can do about global warming, but if you do start to wither and die because of heat exposure, my comprehensive health care plan will ensure that your petals will stay fresh and sweet smellling as long as you live…Last question please.
PLANT#3:(sobbing)Oh..m..my God…I’m so scared…(sobbing…)
HILLARY: OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS PICKED A WEEPING WILLOW….NEXT…
PLANT#4: My name is Mary Juana and I came across the border illegally. Can I get a drivers license?
HILLARY: NEXT!…..
WHAT IS A LIBERAL? Part 2
A liberal is someone who believes that government is better able to run your life than you and that they should be running the government. Hillary Clinton’s ideology that it takes a village to raise a child is a great catch phrase but it’s not quite what she and liberals like her believe. In fact, that concept doesn’t work in uninison with the liberal mindset of moral equivilancy. A long time ago in this country, you could trust the village to raise your child because the village, as a whole, had the same ideas about right and wrong as you did.
I remember the first sociology text book I had in high school referring to homosexuality as abnormal behavior. We were not taught to hate homosexuals, we were just taught that it was contrary to nature. It was not normal. It was abnormal. Today it is considered normal to have a gay priest. Today homosexuality it is celebrated in movies and TV shows. MTV has a television show called “A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila.” The premise of the show is that a group of men are competing against a group of women to win a “relationship” with Tila Tequila, a young woman who became famous by having a provacative web site and who is not sure if she wants a man or a woman as her lover…or both!
Is that the village you want to help raise my grandkids?
Liberals want a strong federal government because it is far removed from the people and easier to manipulate. One of Rush Limbaugh’s sayings that I just love is, “Whenever liberals have to compete in the arena of ideas they lose.” That is why liberals want to thin out the competition by competing on the federal level. The closer elections are to the people, the fewer liberals you find.
