Laugh at Liberals

QUESTIONS FROM A PLANT?

By now you’ve heard. Hillary Clinton’s staff planted a question in the audience at a recent rally…OH MY GOD! ALERT THE MEDIA…NO WAIT, THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING…CALL ALEX TREBECK….

My question is, so what? It is done by every campaign, probably every day. That is politics my friend. Put on your big girl panties and get used to it. The only mistake Hillary’s campaign made was in denying that they did it. Wouldn’t the better answer have been. “Yes, we planted the question. It is a convenient way to get important issues in front of the American people and every campaign does it…next question please…no, not from you, from the guy with the red hat and the cue cards.”

Now the girl who asked the question says they showed her a notebook that had several questions written down. The one they wanted her to ask had (college student) in parenthesis above it. I love it! All she needed was a sign that said I’M YOUR PLANT. Hey wait, that gives me an idea.

Would’nt it be interesting if the plant, was an acutal plant?

HILLARY: I want to thank you all for coming and now I’ll take your questions, yes you in the corner.
PLANT#1: Hi, my name is Phil. Phil O’dendren and I’d like you to address water quality.
HILLARY: Thanks Phil. There’s not much we can do about the water, but if you get sick I’ll make sure you get adequate health care….next question.
PLANT#2: Hi, my name is Rose. Rose Bush
CROWD: (BOO…HISS….BOO)
PLANT#3: NO….I’M NOT RELATED! Anyway, I’ve got several issues that have been a thorn in my side for some time now, but the most important issue for me is climate change. I don’t want my growing season shortened because of corporate grease.
HILLARY: I think you meant to say corporate greed.
PLANT#2: Oh, right…corporate greed. Anyway, as president, what will you do to stop global warming?
HILLARY: Well Rose, there’s nothing we can do about global warming, but if you do start to wither and die because of heat exposure, my comprehensive health care plan will ensure that your petals will stay fresh and sweet smellling as long as you live…Last question please.
PLANT#3:(sobbing)Oh..m..my God…I’m so scared…(sobbing…)
HILLARY: OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS PICKED A WEEPING WILLOW….NEXT…
PLANT#4: My name is Mary Juana and I came across the border illegally. Can I get a drivers license?
HILLARY: NEXT!…..