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OBAMA FAMILY SCANDAL!

After intense investigating reporting this blogger is now prepared to reveal the shocking truth about Barak Obama’s family. The sordid details are so damning that Obama may be forced to resign his candidacy.

First, inside sources have revealed that Barack and his wife Michelle Obama may be having sex within the confines of marriage! While at first glance this may appear to be a normal part of married life, the consequences such action could mean disaster for America. If the couple continue to have sex, Michelle could become pregnant. This would, in turn, seriously bring into question the ability of Barack Obama to function as the leader of the free world. How can a man be a father of a newborn baby and two other children and be president at the same time. Americans are starting to question whether or not Barack Obama will have the time to battle global warming, stop hurricanes and reduce gas prices, while changing diapers and watching Dora the Explorer videos. Statistical models of black fatherhood indicate that Obama may consider leaving his wife, relieving himself of the burden of caring for the baby, but with no clear plan on how Obama would handle a third child, can American’s really trust him to be the president?

But wait, there’s more. Expert analysis of photos reveal that Obama’s youngest daughter Sasha, 7, may in fact be suffering from severe chronic mood swings. The photographs below tell the unfortunate tale of the young girl’s inability to cope with a the rare disorder that affects only a small percentage of pre-pubescent females.

This picture shows Sasha happily waving to reporters. The smile on her face and the gleeful waving has all the outward appearances of a Sasha being a normal 7 year-old, happy-go-lucky school girl. But other candid photographs tell a different story.

Note the stern and unhappy look on Sasha’s face in this photograph. While the Obama family is waving and smiling to the crowed of well-wishers, young Sasha is furrowing her brow, staring blankly and crossing her legs. This, according to specialists in childrearing, is an obvious signal that she has just undergone a severe mood swing or she has to go make potty. Some people have even speculated that Sasha may be using the tiny American flag in her hand to hide candy which could be a sign of severe sugar addiction. Yet another complicating factor of having a father in the White House.

The question must be asked…Did Barack Obama consider the needs of his youngest daughter before he made the decision to run for president? One must also wonder whether or not the Obama family will be able to devote the time necessary to care for Sasha’s special needs, which could include late night trips to Wal-Mart for bags of candy corn and marsh-mellows. What if Sasha has a temper tantrum while foreign dignitaries are visiting?

As if the problems with Sasha weren’t enough, oldest daughter Malia, 10, recently told entertainment reporter Maria Menounos she’s looking forward to decorating her room in the White House if her father wins in November. “I enjoy decorating, so I get this whole new room to do whatever I want,” said Malia, according to excepts provided by “Access Hollywood.”

At this critical time in our nation’s history, can we really afford to allow this young, activist 10 year old to plaster the walls of our nation’s most honored residence with posters of 50 Cent and the Jonas Brothers?

Finally, with the pick of Sen. Joe Biden as his vice presidential running mate, has Barack Obama subjected his daughters and potential new baby to even more hardship and suffering beyond the rigors of public political life? Can any of us imagine the sheer agony of being a young girl and having to sit on Biden’s knee, calling him “Uncle Joe”? Can these girls stare at probably the worst hairdo in Washington and not be scarred for life?

Maybe it’s time for Oprah to have Obama back on her show with Dr. Phil so these issues can be addressed.

Stay tuned to this web site for even more incredible but true and factual information to be revealed about the man who would be president, regardless of how that lust for power affects his family.