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THE GLOBAL CLIMATE WARMING ICE AGE COMETH!

I saw an article linked on Drudgereport stating that a Mexican scientist was predicting an ice age. My first thought was, Mexico has a scientist? My second thought was, why would a Mexican scientist be studying ice. Now if the headline had read, Mexican Scientist Predicts Tequila Shortage or Mexican Scientist Says Geologic Formations Will Prevent Tunneling Under New Border Fence, then that would have fit my stereotypical ideal of what a Mexican scientist would be studying.

Then after thinking about the idea some more I determined that a little ice age is exactly what this continent needs to shake things up a bit. Think about it.

There is a major climate shift and temperatures in the United States begin to plummet. The first thing that would happen is Mexican’s who are here illegally would say, “Hey, screw dis Esse. Its too frickin cold to stay here. Lets go home.” Thus begins the mass migration of 11 million illegal aliens back across the border. We’ll actually have to tear down the border fence to let them go back home.

Unfortunately that’s precisely when the snowbirds will start to infiltrate from the Great White North and I promise you. The Canadians will not take the jobs we lazy American’s don’t want.

LAZY WHITE GUY:”Hey, Jean Claude, do you want to go to work washing dishes in this restaurant?
JEAN CLAUDE: ” Take off, hoser!”

I know you might think Mexicans have the reputation of being lazy, but these Canadians are ten times as bad. Ever hear of a Canadian migrant worker? Ever hear the phrase, “the Canadian work ethic?” I didn’t think so. So while the little ice age predicted by the Mexican scientist will help solve the problem of illegal immigration, it forces us to confront a looming national crisis. The Canadian Invasion!

They tried sneaking in the back door back in the 90’s when the Canadian Football League came to the United States. We thwarted that attack, and I no longer hold any ill will for Doug Flutie, but if a new ice age comes, keep your eyes on the north!