I’d totally serve one of these at a BBQ. With pleasure. To go with my (fairtrade) chocotlate-dipped bacon rolled in pecans dessert.

I think you’ve invented a bi-partisan bacon-sausage-roll.

Getting a bit elitist with our food, aren’t we?

As for Rush, do you actually have his medical reports? You don’t know he’s “unhealthy, sloppy, grossly overweight”. There are plenty of reasons for his physical condition that don’t necessarily amount to him being “greasy” or disgusting. My father, at first glance, would seem to be large and even obese. But as his medical file shows, he is in fact in very good condition. He has low blood pressure, low cholesterol, works out every weekend, and merely has a pot belly from enjoying good food. How do you know that isn’t the case with Rush? Some people are naturally larger because they are born with more fat cells. Some people are thin no matter how much crap they eat.

It’s a little hasty for you to chalk this all up to “Oh, he’s just a lazy fatso, that’s why you should hate Rush Limbaugh”. Eh… it leaves a lot to be desired.

Umm. I think you’re being sarcastic. Sorry, it’s hard to tell across cyberspace.

Some stimulus bill. It’s got 50x more pork than the bacon explosion. Why wouldn’t we want to whittle it down? Only 1/3 of it actually goes to stimulating the economy, the rest is fat!

“supported the war in iraq”. Yes, yes we did, and I stand by it. Next.

“forclosure, layoffs, lack of health care”? None of which are our fault. Really, at all.
-forclosure: don’t buy houses you can’t pay for; banks, don’t make loans to people who can’t pay. pretty simple.

-layoffs: okay, maybe. moving on.

-lack of health care: health care is not a right! You can’t just walk in to a clinic and expect to be treated. That money comes from somewhere, and that somewhere is everyone else’s wallet. The problem with the system is better off people have to pay MORE so the less affluent people can enjoy the SAME benefits as people who deserve them. If you want to help poor people, donate to Red Cross or Salvation Army or Goodwill.

The phallic shape will be easy for feminists to dice up and eat ritually as they giggle about cheating on their vegetarianism.

Everyone will worship the meat and then go have a homosexual, well I don’t need to go there!

Its like liberals are vampires, and sort of laugh at the garlic necklace.

By the way, if you have been experiencing forclosure, layoffs, lack of health care, don’t worry! People are still able to spend a wad on some frakenfood and tell you all about it! They are not trying to wittle down your stimulus bill even though most of them already supported a war in Iraq, they are just trying to chase you away, taunt you, and feed their face. Stop all yo hatin you liberals!