I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was minutes from drowning because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also on the verge of drowning because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown.
And being a responsible citizen, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 p.m. and they still haven’t responded.
I’m starting to think I just wasted two stamps.