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Health Care BIll Pleases Castro

DO YOU NEED ANY OTHER ENDORSEMENT OTHER THAN FIDEL CASTRO TO PROVE WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS ANTI-AMERICAN?

BIN LADIN AND AL GORE FIGHTING ON SAME SIDE

DO WE REALLY NEED ANY MORE EVIDENCE THAT GLOBAL WARMING/CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN OPPORTUNISTIC PLOY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YOU CAN ONLY LAUGH AT LIBERALS WHEN YOU SEE A STORY SHOWING THAT AL GORE AND OSAMA BIN LADIN ARE FIGHTING ON THE SAME SIDE. GOOD LORD.

AND YOU LIBERALS WERE WORRIED ABOUT PALIN?

OKAY, SO GET THIS. THEY GUY THAT MANY UBER LIBERALS IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BACKED, JOHN EDWARDS. THE DARLING OF THE DEMOCRATS AND A REAL, VIABLE CONTENDER FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES FROM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY…THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO SCREWED AROUND ON HIS WIFE WHILE SHE WAS DYING OF CANCER AND LIED ABOUT IT. THEN WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT, TOLD THE TRUTH. THEN WHEN HE WAS ACCUSED OF FATHER A BABY WITH HIS MISTRESS, LIED ABOUT IT. THEN GOT CAUGHT, THEN TOLD THE TRUTH…..AND YOU LIBS WERE WORRIED ABOUT PALIN?

ONE MAN’S BUZZ SAW IS ANOTHER’S GODSEND

OBAMA SAYS THAT FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM, THE MASSACHUSETTES ELECTION WAS LIKE RUNNING INTO A BUZZ SAW. I AM HOPEFUL THAT IT IS MORE LIKE RUNNING INTO A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. (THAT’S PRONOUNCED NEW CUE LER)

DODD PREDICTS THE FUTURE OF HEALTH CARE REFORM!

RETIRING DEMOCRAT SENATOR CHRIS DODD SAYS THAT AFTER THE MASSACHUSETTS MIRACLE THE DEMOCRATS MAY NEED TO TAKE A MONTH OFF OF HEALTH CARE REFORM. FORTUNATELY CHRIS, AT THIS POINT, THE AMERICAN VOTERS ARE POISED TO GIVE YOU AND YOUR COLLEAGES A PERMANENT VACATION.

IS ANYONE LISTENING?

JACK CAFFERTY LAYS IT ON THE LINE ON THIS CNN OPINION PIECE, WHICH COULD BE CONSIDERED HARD NEWS SINCE IT IS ALL FACTUAL. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR NEW JOB MR. CAFFERTY!

OOPS! DID I DO THAT?

IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST REDICULOUS STATEMENT OF ALL TIME, SEN. BEN NELSON IS NOW SAYING THAT OBAMA SHOULD HAVE WAITED ON HEALTHCARE REFORM AND FOCUSED MORE ON THE ECONOMY. I WONDER IF HE’LL DECIDE TO VOTE AGAINST IT WHEN IT COMES OUT OF CONFERENCE COMITTEE?

C-SPANS WALL TO WALL HEALTH CARE COVERAGE

C-SPAN HAS HAD ONE HOUR OF HEALTHCARE DEBATE COVERAGE. IF THAT IS WALL TO WALL THEN IT MUST BE IN A VERY TINY ROOM, LIKE A PRISON CELL. CAN YOU SEE THE IRONY DRIPPING OFF OF THAT!

A VALUE ADDED TAX? WTF!

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THAT PHRASE…A VALUE ADDED TAX. MAKES IT SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU’RE BUYING IS EVEN BETTER. HOW MUCH IS THE TAX ON THAT? $50! BUT THIS IS A VALUE ADDED TAX SO I’M OTAY!

TRANSLATOR COLLAPSES DURING SPEECH

A TRANSLATOR COLLAPSED DURING KHADAFY’S 90 MINUTE RANT AT THE U.N. TWO THREW UP, FOUR PULLED THEIR OWN FINGERNAILS OUT AND THERE WERE SEVENTEEN CONFIRMED DROWNINGS BECAUSE THE B.S. WAS UP TO HERE!

IT’S NOT WHO YOU KNOW

IT’S HOW HARD YOU BLOW. APPARENTLY AL GORE IS A BLOW HARD WITH $500,000,000.(NO THAT NUMBER IS NOT A MISTAKE. READ HERE!

OBAMA CARE REPLACES ER WITH PRISON!

TODAY, IF YOU DON’T BUY INSURANCE AND YOU GET SICK YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY ER IN THE COUTRY AND THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO TREAT YOU. UNDER OBAMA CARE, IF YOU DON’T BUY ANY INSURANCE, YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY POLICE STATION AND THEY’LL ARREST YOU. THAT’S ONE WAY TO CUT BACK ON HEALTH CARE COSTS.

OBAMACARE REPLACES ER WITH PRISON

TODAY, IF YOU DON’T BUY INSURANCE AND YOU GET SICK YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY ER IN THE COUTRY AND THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO TREAT YOU. UNDER OBAMA CARE, IF YOU DON’T BUY ANY INSURANCE, YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY POLICE STATION AND THEY’LL ARREST YOU. THAT’S ONE WAY TO CUT BACK ON HEALTH CARE COSTS.

VP BIDEN AND THE PETER PRINCIPLE

THOSE FAMILIAR WITH THE PETER PRINCIPLE KNOW THAT INDIVIDUALS WILL RISE TO THEIR LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCY, AND THERE REMAIN, UNABLE TO PROGRESS FORWARD. THERE IS A 30% CHANCE THAT JOE BIDEN HAS ACHEIVED HIS LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCY AS VICE PRESIDENT. MAKE THAT 100%

IF IT LOOKS WALKS LIKE PORK AND TALKS LIKE PORK….

OBAMA DESCRIBING A FARM ANIMAL WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. “WELL IT LIVES IN A DIRTY PEN, WALLOWING IN THE MUD. IT WILL EAT ANY KIND OF SLOP AND DOESN’T REQUIRE A LOT OF CARE. ONCE YOU SLAUGHTER THIS ANIMAL YOU CAN CUT ITS MEAT INTO STRIPS WHICH IS GREAT FOR BREAKFAST, YOU CAN GRIND IT UP AND MAKE PATTIES OUT OF IT AND THE LOIN MEAT IS GREAT FOR GRILLING….WE CALL THIS ANIMAL A STIMULUS!

WWRD

WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO? READ THIS STORY ABOUT OBAMA’S PLAN TO REVIEW THE “BUY AMERICAN” CLAUSE OF THE STIMULUS PACKAGE AND ASK YOURSELF. WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO? WHO GIVES A FLIP WHAT OUR “TRADING PARTNERS” THINK. IF THERE EVER WAS A TIME TO BUY AMERICAN, IT IS NOW!

THE CANNONIZATION OF OBAMA

HE WAS BORN OF A VIRGIN, WRAPPED IN SWADDELING CLOSE AND LAID IN A MANGER….OH WAIT…I’M SORRY THAT WAS THE OTHER SAVIOUR. THIS LINK TELLS THE STORY OF A SCHOOL IN HEMPSTEAD NEW YORK NAMED AFTER BARAK OBAMA…IN NOVEMBER!. YES BEFORE THE SAINTED ONE TOOK OFFICE, THEY WERE NAMING SCHOOLS AFTER HIM. I WONDER IF THEIR SEWAGE DISCHARGE IS PROCESSED THROUGH THE GEORGE W. BUSH WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT.

BLAGOJEVICH, WE HARDLEY KNEW YE…

SO BLAGOJEVICH IS IMPEACHED. SURE THE GUY IS SCUM, HE’S A POLITICIAN FROM ILLINOIS RIGHT?, BUT IF YOU REALLY LOOK AT THIS, HE WAS IMPEACHED BY DEMOCRATS FOR ALLEGATIONS THAT ARE AS OF NOW, UNPROVEN. REMEMBER, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY? JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT IF YOU CROSS A LIBERAL…THEY WILL TRAMPLE ON THE CONSTITUION TO GET RID OF YOU. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SEND HIM TO GUANTANIMO!

ARE YOU SERIOUS….REALLY?

NANCY PELOSI’S BULLYING THROUGH THE STIMULUS PACKAGE TURNED A FEW HEADS, BUT IT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO HER RESPONSE TO QUESTIONS REGARDING THE FACT THAT EVERY REPUBLICAN AND 11 DEMOCRATS VOTED AGAINST THE MEASURE. HERE RESPONSE….”I’M NON-PARTISAN”. THAT’S WHY WE CAN LAUGH AT LIBERALS SOOO EASILY.

THROW THE BUMS OUT

HOW DOES A THREE PAGE BILL GET TURNED INTO A 450 PAGE PILE OF PORK? GIVE TO CONGRESS AND STAND BACK. I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS “HOW IT WORKS” IN WASHINGTON. THESE IDIOTS HAD A CHANCE TO SHOW TRUE LEADERSHIP ON THE GREATEST FINANCIAL CRISIS OF MODERN TIMES AND INSTEAD THE RAPED TAXPAYERS FOR A LITTLE MORE BECAUSE THEY COULD. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!


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