TWO CLOWNS WERE SHOT DOWN IN WHAT WAS ALLEGED TO BE A DRUG RELATED HIT BY A MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL. IN RETALIATION, 27 CLOWNS PILED INTO A MINI-COOPER AND DID A DRIVE BY SHOOTING OF THE DRUG CARTEL’S HEADQUARTERS. SEVERAL PEOPLE REPORTED GETTING HIT WITH WATER CANNONS, PAINT BALLS , CONFETTI AND A PIE IN THE FACE.
THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT HAS OFFICIALLY ASKED CONGRESS TO LIFT THE DEBT CEILING. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT AS CONGRESS MAKES THE ATTEMPT THEY GET A MASSIVE HERNIA. CONGRESS LIFTS DEBT CEILING AND GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE CLEAN AND JERK….I’LL BE HERE ALL EVENING, ENJOY THE VEAL.
YOU JUST HAD TO LAUGH WHEN NANCY PELOSI SAID AT A PRESS CONFERENCE SHE AND HER PARTY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE DEFICIT. IN FACT THEY WERE FOCUSED ON THE DEFICT. CLICK HERE AND SEE HOW FOCUSED THEY REALLY WERE, TO THE TUNE OF $3,660,000,000 SPENT EVERY DAY WHILE SHE WAS SPEAKER
JOE BIDEN SAYS THE REASON OBAMA CAN’T CONNECT WITH PEOPLE IS, HE’S JUST TO INTELLIGENT. WHICH APPARANTLY IS WHY OBAMA HAS JOE BIDEN SPEAK ON HIS BEHALF.
WHILE THE CAT WAS AWAY, HE WAS MAKING A HUGE ARMS DEAL WITH THE SAUDI’S. CLICK HERE TO READ MORE ABOUT MR. TRANSPARANCY’S SECRET ARMS DEAL. THE LARGEST IN US HISTORY.
DO YOU NEED ANY OTHER ENDORSEMENT OTHER THAN FIDEL CASTRO TO PROVE WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS ANTI-AMERICAN?
DO WE REALLY NEED ANY MORE EVIDENCE THAT GLOBAL WARMING/CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN OPPORTUNISTIC PLOY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YOU CAN ONLY LAUGH AT LIBERALS WHEN YOU SEE A STORY SHOWING THAT AL GORE AND OSAMA BIN LADIN ARE FIGHTING ON THE SAME SIDE. GOOD LORD.
OKAY, SO GET THIS. THEY GUY THAT MANY UBER LIBERALS IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BACKED, JOHN EDWARDS. THE DARLING OF THE DEMOCRATS AND A REAL, VIABLE CONTENDER FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES FROM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY…THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO SCREWED AROUND ON HIS WIFE WHILE SHE WAS DYING OF CANCER AND LIED ABOUT IT. THEN WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT, TOLD THE TRUTH. THEN WHEN HE WAS ACCUSED OF FATHER A BABY WITH HIS MISTRESS, LIED ABOUT IT. THEN GOT CAUGHT, THEN TOLD THE TRUTH…..AND YOU LIBS WERE WORRIED ABOUT PALIN?
OBAMA SAYS THAT FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM, THE MASSACHUSETTES ELECTION WAS LIKE RUNNING INTO A BUZZ SAW. I AM HOPEFUL THAT IT IS MORE LIKE RUNNING INTO A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. (THAT’S PRONOUNCED NEW CUE LER)
RETIRING DEMOCRAT SENATOR CHRIS DODD SAYS THAT AFTER THE MASSACHUSETTS MIRACLE THE DEMOCRATS MAY NEED TO TAKE A MONTH OFF OF HEALTH CARE REFORM. FORTUNATELY CHRIS, AT THIS POINT, THE AMERICAN VOTERS ARE POISED TO GIVE YOU AND YOUR COLLEAGES A PERMANENT VACATION.
JACK CAFFERTY LAYS IT ON THE LINE ON THIS CNN OPINION PIECE, WHICH COULD BE CONSIDERED HARD NEWS SINCE IT IS ALL FACTUAL. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR NEW JOB MR. CAFFERTY!
IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST REDICULOUS STATEMENT OF ALL TIME, SEN. BEN NELSON IS NOW SAYING THAT OBAMA SHOULD HAVE WAITED ON HEALTHCARE REFORM AND FOCUSED MORE ON THE ECONOMY. I WONDER IF HE’LL DECIDE TO VOTE AGAINST IT WHEN IT COMES OUT OF CONFERENCE COMITTEE?
C-SPAN HAS HAD ONE HOUR OF HEALTHCARE DEBATE COVERAGE. IF THAT IS WALL TO WALL THEN IT MUST BE IN A VERY TINY ROOM, LIKE A PRISON CELL. CAN YOU SEE THE IRONY DRIPPING OFF OF THAT!
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THAT PHRASE…A VALUE ADDED TAX. MAKES IT SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU’RE BUYING IS EVEN BETTER. HOW MUCH IS THE TAX ON THAT? $50! BUT THIS IS A VALUE ADDED TAX SO I’M OTAY!
A TRANSLATOR COLLAPSED DURING KHADAFY’S 90 MINUTE RANT AT THE U.N. TWO THREW UP, FOUR PULLED THEIR OWN FINGERNAILS OUT AND THERE WERE SEVENTEEN CONFIRMED DROWNINGS BECAUSE THE B.S. WAS UP TO HERE!
IT’S HOW HARD YOU BLOW. APPARENTLY AL GORE IS A BLOW HARD WITH $500,000,000.(NO THAT NUMBER IS NOT A MISTAKE. READ HERE!
TODAY, IF YOU DON’T BUY INSURANCE AND YOU GET SICK YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY ER IN THE COUTRY AND THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO TREAT YOU. UNDER OBAMA CARE, IF YOU DON’T BUY ANY INSURANCE, YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY POLICE STATION AND THEY’LL ARREST YOU. THAT’S ONE WAY TO CUT BACK ON HEALTH CARE COSTS.
THOSE FAMILIAR WITH THE PETER PRINCIPLE KNOW THAT INDIVIDUALS WILL RISE TO THEIR LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCY, AND THERE REMAIN, UNABLE TO PROGRESS FORWARD. THERE IS A 30% CHANCE THAT JOE BIDEN HAS ACHEIVED HIS LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCY AS VICE PRESIDENT. MAKE THAT 100%
OBAMA DESCRIBING A FARM ANIMAL WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. “WELL IT LIVES IN A DIRTY PEN, WALLOWING IN THE MUD. IT WILL EAT ANY KIND OF SLOP AND DOESN’T REQUIRE A LOT OF CARE. ONCE YOU SLAUGHTER THIS ANIMAL YOU CAN CUT ITS MEAT INTO STRIPS WHICH IS GREAT FOR BREAKFAST, YOU CAN GRIND IT UP AND MAKE PATTIES OUT OF IT AND THE LOIN MEAT IS GREAT FOR GRILLING….WE CALL THIS ANIMAL A STIMULUS!