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THIS RACE IS GOING TO THE WIRE

AFTER SHOWING SIGNS OF WEAKNESS, OBAMA SEEMS TO BE BOUNCING BACK. OBAMA NEEDS TO HIRE TONY SOPRANO TO GRAB JERAMIAH WRIGHT AND STICK HIM IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR SOMEWHERE.

SOMEBODY GET ME A GUN…QUICK

IT’S SO FUNNY TO WATCH HOW THE BLOGOSPHERE IS ABLE TO DISECT AND PICK APART EVEN THE MOST MINOR GAFFES AND LIES THAT WOULD HAVE PREVIOUSLY GONE UNNOTICED. IN THIS STORY HILLARY’S CAMPAIGN IS EXPONSED FOR USNG A NON-EXISTENT GUN IN A MAILER SHE CREATED TO ESTABLISH HER “PRO-GUN” IMAGE AND ATTACK OBAMA.

HILLARY TALKS THE TALK

I’M STARTING TO SEE WHY ANN COULTER IS GOING TO VOTE FOR HILLARY INSTEAD OF MCCAIN. SEN. CLINTON IS TALKING THE TALK WHEN IT COMES TO IRAN, BUT WILL SHE WALK THE WALK?

Bush a Failure?

THIS STORY SHOWS THAT 98% OF HISTORIANS SURVEYED THINK BUSH’S PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN A FAILURE. THEN THEY LEFT THE BERKLEY CAMPUS AND WENT FOR COFFEE. IN ANOTHER SURVEY, 98% OF THE PEOPLE WRITING THIS PARAGRAPH THINK THAT 47% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE B.S.

WHAT IS BUSH THINKING?

FOLKS THIS IS DISTURBING. IS BUSH CAPITUALTING ON THE GLOBAL WARMING ISSUE IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF HIS PRESIDENCY? WE ARE COMING OUT OF ONE OF THE WORST WINTERS OF RECENT TIMES TALKING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING? SOMEBODY PLEASE ADDRESS THIS ISSUE WITH SOME COMMON SENSE?

CARTER SNUBBED BY ISRAEL, DINES WITH TERRORIST

WHEN A FORMER PRESIDENT IS REFUSED SECURITY ASSISTANCE AND SNUBBED BY THE LEADERS OF OUR STANCHEST ALLY IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? IT TELLS ME THAT JIMMY CARTER HAS CROSSED OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE. MAYBE WHILE VISITING WITH THE LEADER OF THE HAMAS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION HE CAN FIND A PLACE TO LIVE IN SYRIA.

YOU MEAN, THE WORLD ISN’T FLAT?

IT IS GENERALLY AGREED THAT THE EARTH IS WARMING, SLIGHTLY. IN SPITE OF THE COLDES WINTER ON RECORD AND NEW SCIENTIFIC EVINDENCE TO THE CONTRAY. WHAT IS NOT SETTLED SCIENCE AND HAS NEVER BEEN IS A.) WHAT’S CAUSING IT? B.) IS IT A BAD THING AND C.) WHAT, IF ANYTHING, SHOULD WE DO. GORE IS A POMPAS ASS WHO HAS FOUND A NEW PUBLIC TEAT TO FEED OFF OF SINCE AMERICA TOLD HIM, TWICE, TO PACK IT IN. PUULEEZE!

BOOB WITH BOBBED BOOBIES GETS BANNED FROM BOARDING

I’M SORRY, BUT I JUST HAD TO POST A LINK TO THIS STORY SO I COULD WRITE THAT HEADLINE. THIS LADY HAD NIPPLE PIERCINGS THAT SHE HAD TO REMOVE WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS. THE FUNNY PART OF THE STORY IS SHE ASKED A TSA OFFICER IF SHE COULD JUST SHOW HER TITS AND GET ON THE PLANE AND HE SAID NO. DUDE…COME ON!

OBAMA IS THE MAN

IN SPITE OF THE REV. WRIGHTS RACIST REMARKS, BARAK OBAMA SEEMS TO BE PULLING AHEAD IN THE POLLS. ITS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE BARAK OBAMA WILL BE THE NOMINEE TO FACE JOHN MCCAIN IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

SGT. HILLARY CLINTON IN ACTION

“>EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF HILLARY CLINTON ON COVERT MILITARY OPS IN BOSNIA. DODGING BULLETS TO BUILD A NATION AND PROTECT FREEDOM. SGT. CLINTON ACTION FIGURE IS SOLD SEPARATELY!

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