What is LaL?
Laugh at Liberals
by Daniel “Buck” Evinger
“Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.” –Mark Twain
Okay. If you’ve found this page, you’ve probably already guessed that I’m a conservative. It’s true. I’ve never missed a planning meeting of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy). In fact, I’ve chaired a sub-committee on Using Humor in the 2004 Election. Now it’s time to get ready for the 2008 election and there is no shortage of things to say about liberals!
In last night’s meeting, after we prayed to the MahaRushie for divine guidance, we voted to launch this web site, so welcome. This is Laugh At Liberals, a web site devoted to poking fun at, ridiculing, satirizing and making commentary on liberals and liberalism. Over the next few months this site will feature jokes, humorous stories, videos and columns that will, hopefully, make you laugh and make you think.
Why launch this site? Liberals lie and call it truth. They spew vitriol and hate, yet claim to be compassionate. Liberals say you should do one thing, and then they do just the opposite. They’ll accuse you of doing something wrong, when you are not. Then they will do the very thing that they accused you of doing and deny that they are doing it. If you can’t laugh at that, you just can’t laugh! Besides, if I couldn’t laugh at some of the things that I’ve heard and seen and read, I’d go insane. I thought you might feel the same way, so that’s why I launched this site.
Please keep coming back. We’ve just gotten off to a great start and had lots of fun. More is on the way.
Sincerely (and I say that with the utmost irony)
Daniel “Buck” Evinger
VRW Conspirator-First Class
If you’re a writer and would like to become a regular contributor or just have an article or picture that pokes fun at liberals, e-mail me at buck@laughatliberals.com and I’ll get back to you. We give contributors full credit for publication if accepted.
Laugh At Liberals Site Terms of Use
MISSION STATEMENT
To provide an outlet for conservative thought, commentary, humor and creativity that shines a beacon of light on the absurdity of liberals and liberalism.
BLOG RULES & INFO
1. Submissions must adhere to the mission statement and comply with BLOG rules.
2. The site editors reserve the right to remove or edit any material and deny access to any contributor.
3. All submissions, in every category, must be of a quality deemed worthy by the editors. A poor effort will not be tolerated.
4. Here are the current prohibitions on submissions. No nude or pornographic images. No excessive use of foul words or images. No third grade level content (if you can’t use your brain, you’re probably a liberal). If you quote facts or statistics, please make sure they are accurate. No personal attacks against people who are not in the public arena. (Other items may be added at a later date).
5. All contributors must provide all information requested during registration. None of this information will be provided to any other entity for any reason.
6. All contributors must use their real name for registration and for their publishing byline. (If you can’t stand up for what you believe in, you’re probably a liberal) DO NOT ALLOW OTHER PEOPLE TO USE YOUR IDENTITY TO SUBMIT MATERIAL!
7. The Laugh at Liberals home page automatically loads material submitted to the Articles. The site editors reserve the right to prohibit any material from appearing on the home page.
8. The Articles category is for short and long form editorial type commentary and news articles. They can be humorous or serious in nature, that’s your call. Submission to this category will be automatically uploaded to the home page, so make them count.
9. The Jokes & Humor category is what it is. If you’ve got a joke or something short and funny (I know what you’re thinking) submit it here.
10. News Links. If you find an interesting news story or news web site posted elsewhere on the web, upload a link and brief description here. DO NOT UPLOAD LINKS IF THE LINKED SITE PROHIBITS IT OR IF THE LINKED SITE CONTAINS ANY MATERIAL PROHIBITED IN ITEM #4
11. Reviews. Read a book? Seen a movie? Tell us what you thought about it.
12. Video & Pictures. If you have received, via email, or have the capability to produce, audio, video or pictures that adhere to the mission statement, put them here. They can be funny or serious. Just include a brief description.
13. You will not receive compensation for submitting material–at least not monetarily. Payment is in the form of laughs and enjoyment.
14. LAL is not responsible for any consequences that may arise as a result of your submissions.
15. You must be at least 13 years of age to register for the LAL site.
16. By registering with LAL you are agreeing to all rules and regulations governing the site.
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Laugh at Liberals is not an open blog site. If you are receiving this it is because you have been identified as a conservative with a brain and some talent. You get it…now here’s a place to let your voice be heard and your talent recognized.
Thanks and welcome aboard!
Daniel “Buck” Evinger
Card Carrying Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
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